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My friend got me a good job.
I just graduated from college.I went back home to get a job. My ex girlfriend from high school told me she knows a girl who could get me a job. What she did not tell me, this is her girlfriend, the boss. She told me she can asked her to stop by and i could do a job interview over a couple of drinks. She helped me pick out a outfit to wear. i looked to sexy for a job interview . We were talking when my ex came from behind me , they grabbed my hands and tied my hands up so i was helpless.I told them to stop, but they just laughed at me. The boss kissed me hard and ripped off my blouse and my bra, freeing my 42,ddd big tits. They both began sucking on my tits, then spanking them hard. My pussy exploded with enjoyment. They grabbed my belt and unfasten it and yanked it off. They both unzipped my pants , then ripped the off me. Next they ripped off my panties and pantyhose and slide there fingers into my dripping wet pussy. My boss grabbed her vibrator from her purse and walked toward me. My ex began spanking me hard. I love that vibrator giving me goosebumps in my pussy. My ex slide another vibrator up her ass. after a long,long time, they were finished with me. I got the job. What a interview
Feb 26
What a job you have, at least you enjoyed it
I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.
Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.
I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.
I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.
Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.
Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.
At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.
It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco
Your friend enjoyed setting you up, wear these clothes, do this,do that. then she enjoyed stripping off your clothes and fucking her good. what a great job
To avoid getting pregnant, my sis would only let me do it to her exclusively in her butt. We did it a bunch of times and our parents never found out.
Well I eventually realized that I was gay but it's just that sometimes when I'm topping my lover, I think of my sister. 😞
Why do these fantasies always involve 42DDDDDDD teats?!
I have to agree with you, I started in the workforce in the late 70's till the mid 80's to help our income. Worked in offices so I watched what I wore. more than half the interviews that were conducted by men, I felt uncomfortable the staring and questions I was given. The few that I had by women were just as bad as it was like they were jealous of me for whatever.
Thankfully my husband got a great promotion and a windfall that allowed me to get out of the workforce.
Not that I am a prude, but the constant pressure was a bummer
Some interviews go well. Some interview not so well. Your lucky this one went well.
! ALWAYS FEEL NAUGHTY WHEN STAYING IN A HOTEL. I WAS GOING TO BE AWAY FROM MY WIFE FOR 3 DAYS. I HAD BROUGHT A COUPLE PAIRS OF HER PANTIES AND A BIKINI BOTTOM WITH ME FOR MY "ALONE" TIME LOL. I ENJOY WEARING THEM AND GETTING IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE. I HAD A SMALL TSHIRT ON, AND THE BIKINI BOTTOMS AND I DECIDED TO BE BRAVE AND LEAVE MY ROOM TO FILL MY BUCKET WITH ICE. SEARCHING MY FLOOR FOR AN ICE MACHINE, I CAME UP EMPTY. I FOUND THE STAIRWAY, AND TIMIDLY TIPTOED BAREFOOTED DOWN THE STAIRS TO THE LOBBY. WITH MY FACE FLUSH WITH EMBARRASSMENT, I WALKED UP TO THE WOMAN AT THE COUNTER AND INQUIRED ABOUT AN ICE MACHINE. SHE GIGGLED AS SHE DIRECTED ME TO THE 3RD FLOOR. I THANKED HER AND TURNED TO WALK TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR TO GO UP TO THE 3RD FLOOR. AS I ENTERED THE ELEVATOR, THE LOBBY DOORS PARTED AND 3 GUYS (DAD TYPES) ENTERED AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME AND THE ELEVATOR. I WAS SO NERVOUS, ASHAMED, SCARED, TURNED ON, ALL OF IT AS ALL 3 OF THEM EYED ME UP AND DOWN IN THE ELEVATOR. WHEN THE DOORS OPENED ON FLOOR 3, I WANTED TO RUN, BUT QUICKLY EXITED TO GET AWAY FROM THESE GUYS. NOW THEY WERE THE ONES LAUGHING AS THEY WERE STAYING ON THE 3RD FLOOR TOO AND EXITED BEHIND ME. EVERY STEP I TOOK MADE THE TINY BIKINI CREEP UP BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND I KNEW I WAS BASICALLY MOONING THEM AS I MADE MY WAY TO THE ICE MACHINE AT THE END OF THE HALL. THEY WERE LAUGHING AND JOKING AS THEY ENTERED THIER ROOM AND ONE OF THEM WOLF WHISTLED BEFORE THE DOOR CLICKED SHUT. AS I STARTED TO BECOME ERECT, I KNEW I HAD TO MAKE IT BACK TO MY ROOM SO I TOOK THE STAIRS BACK TO THE 2ND FLOOR AND HURRIED TO MY ROOM. I TOOK ONE LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR ON THE WALL, AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN ALL MY LIFE....DICK STANDING OUT THE TOP OF THE BIKINI WHICH HAD WORKED ITS WAY INTO BEING A THONG, BAREFOOT WITH MY NIPPLES POKING AT MY TINY WHITE T SHIRT. NEVER TOLD ANYONE. EVER.
Why are you fucking yelling at us?
Sounds like your ex girlfriend set this up to have her and her girlfriend had some fun with you
What fun you had getting a new job. Best fun job, your boss pays you and fucks you, 9 to 5 has a new meaning