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18 yr old wife fucked my dad
My wife shared something with me one very drunken night when we were making out.
Parts of this thing had slipped out a few times in her letters to me in Vietnam.
I'm lousy story teller - but here is what happened.
My wife was an 18 year old southern California cutie when we me and married. I was 19 and prime meat for the draft.
She was crying one night before I shipped out and she admitted that she had had a very difficult time being faithful while I was away in training for several months. The girl just really liked sex - and was nothing like a virgin when we married!
She was used to guys hitting on her - and enjoyed the chase and when she finally gave in and "let them get in my pants!"
I listened - stunned - but I could tell she was serious about the trouble she was going to have keeping her knees together for the long 12 months I would be gone!
She is just too damn cute and flirty - draws men like flies.
We talked - and she cried and told me she would try her best to be faithful.
12 months later I came home.
I wondered of course - but what would be the point in asking if she'd been able to keep her lust under control. I'd feel like crap - and she would feel like a slut.
So, that drunken night - when I was feeling very horny I asked her point blank if she'd fucked around while I was overseas.
I handed her another glass of wine....and waited.
Slowly she related her one "affair" ..... She didn't cry - she just looked at me and said that she knew she couldn't fuck around while I was at war - but she decided if she kept it in.....
"I had sex with your dad!"
OK - ("don't blow up stupid or she'll stop talking!")
"Tell me about it, honey."
She said that she'd stayed with my parents for 2 months before I rotated home.
She'd not had sex with "anything but my hairbrush handle!" she said.....and was super horny.
She always flirted with me dad - and he with her - "just a little", she said.
So one time when my little brother and mom went to visit her sick mother for a week...."I let things get out of hand."
Yeah, so...?
"one night I wnr to your dad's bedroom , and he puled the covers back and invited me into bed with him."
What were you wearing?
"That little shorty nighty and bikini panty set you bought me at Sears."
"We cuddled, then I put my leg over his and felt his stiff penis. I touched it and held it.....and he rlled me over on top of him and.....well, we fucked most of the night. He was horny - I was past horny! - and he was a very good lover with a very nice penis"
Bigger than mine, or...?
"Honey - maybe - all I know is that it was difficult for me to get it in me. Remember, I'd not had a penis in me in months, honey!"
And dad ...?
"Honey - I'm a teenager - your mom is what, 50? Your dad really enjoyed me! fist he was gentle with me - but later that night he took me - he just flat took me, and fucked me, deep and hard,,,,"
did you cum?
"Honey - I did."
how many time?
She played coy - "I don't know. Probably twice..."
I bet my dad DID have a fantastic time with this 5'6", 132lb blonde TEENAGER!
I got over it in time - still gives me a boner to think about them that night, though.
Nice enough story could be Written a Little better to be believable if you keep writing stories I believe you will get better And be able to write more believable stories. C+
I was at my Company Christmas Party with my Family, Friends, and Co Workers having a fun time until Santa showed up not to take pictures with the kids but was drunk and he was barefoot too. Santa began to climb on top of the Dinner Table where My Boss and his Family were sitting at and began to sing and slur the words to Santa Claus is coming to town very loudly as he began to drink more beer and his feet getting into everyone's food as Santa let out an ungodly fart in my Boss's face. My Boss was pissed and tried to attack Santa but his wife had to restrain him as Santa then began to strip his suit off and was now wearing Women's Underwear; he was Walking around in Women's Underwear. He also began to sing Walkin Around in women's Underwear as Santa then grabbed a hold of a pole and tried to pole dance on it only for Santa's Fat ass to break the pole and go crashing through my boss's table.
Santa then stood up and brushed off the food and then ran inside the bathroom barefoot and I was grossed out and nearly gagged on my wine as Santa went barefoot into a public restroom. As Santa was taking a shit in the restroom I decided to set a trap for him to be ready for Santa's Nasty Ass. As I was setting the traps we could all hear Santa grunting on the toilet and letting out ungodly farts and everyone at the party could smell the stench of Santa's shit.
Liar
Woke up angry, did we?
It is flat true.
She was a very sexy kid - sent me 3 pair of her used bikini panties while I was over there. And an audio tape of her riding her pillow.
Smelling the crotch and listening to the tape - came every time! NOT in her panties....need them to smell like her cunt.
I asked - and thereafter, she always made sure her panties had a blonde pubic curl or 3 in the crotch!
They're still fucking.
Pop's dead, bozo
And she's 75 - not fucking anybody