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Ever notice how on FDA food and drug labels a serving size is about as big as a deck of cards? For example, the average frozen pizza serves 4-6. Bullshit! My 60 pound 10 year old daughter eats more than that. Same goes for the CDC claiming that the average dick is about 5 1/2 inches long. That is right on par with what I’m working with, but from the pictures I’ve seen on the Internet and stories I’ve read on there as well, that figure is way off. I’m just wondering if I am pitifully below average, average, or miraculously above. Sidenote, I have been told by more than a few very experienced women that I have a big dick or that mine is bigger than what they are used to, but I think they were referring to the girth which is also right around 5 to 5 1/2 inches.
Feb 17
..."My 60 pound 10 year old daughter eats more than that. "...
Yeah, I bet she does.
She eats 60# every meal...
Even with just 5 inches, with an average White American adult grith, would prove to be a very uncomfortable anal penetration to any average White American preteen child, boy or girl, receiving it.
The dick goes into the cunt
The dick goes into the snatch
My husband is a white, 50-year-old. suffers from erectile dysfunction.
still when we go to the nude beach women eye him constantly as he is a most definitely a shower. Even flaccid I can put both my hands on it, and there is still another handful showing.
It is such a waste of cock.
I'm at seven inches length but thick in girth. I'm a grower which I don't mind.
This is BULLSHIT in printed form.
I'm definitely not a shower. If I'm not hard I'm just a tiny little thing but once I'm at full mast I'm just shy of 8 inches and very girthy. I love letting girls see me soft and then keeping it hidden until I'm slipping inside of them and they can't believe or a lot of times even handle it when I'm pushing it into them.
Even 5 inches, with an average White American adult grith would prove to be a very uncomfortable anal penetration to any White American preteen child, boy or girl, receiving it.
I like it when they think I'm small hard then I show up and they can't take it. Love them gagging on it. Still make them take what they can but have made a few sore after.