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I go to parties almost entirely to get laid. One of my friends is still in highschool(he’s a senior, i’m in my second year of college) and he always brings me along to these high school parties. Anyways at these parties there’s always and i mean ALWAYS like 5 or so 13-15 year old girls there that have never drunk before and get shitfaced fast. I typically wait until they’ve gotten super wasted then just grab their hand and start leading them upstairs. They’re way too drunk to remember a thing when they wake up.
Jan 22
Lucky guy! I miss those parties!