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Growing up I was raised in a highly religious Episcopalian family. We would go to church every Sunday and 3 nights a week I did youth group. I was an alter boy from the age of 10 to 16. This was the mid 80s so every one dressed up for church. Men had on suits and ties and all women had on skirts or dresses and hosiery and heels. This was about the same time I started to desire women’s panties and hosiery. When we would get to church us alter boys would go in to the church changing room to put on our white shirts and robes. After we would change the church women who would help set stuff up and user would come in and change into white dresses.
After service we would go change back into our regular clothes, then the women would change
In this changing room, there was a little L shape in the back where they would hang costumes for church plays. Some of us kids would hide their during hide and seek unless you went physically back there to check you wouldn’t know if someone was there. So overtime, my horny little self figured out if I could hide back there and see the women change. Once we were done all changing, we all leave and head towards the reception hall. I would tell the guys I always had to use the bathroom, which was right next to it and I would catch up with them. When they would leave the area I would go back in and hide in my space. The women would come in about 15 to 20 minutes after us. It was always about 3 to 4 women in there in there mid 40s to their late 60s.
They would knock first and say anybody in there, when no one would respond one would poke their head in and it always got my heart and racing. Once they knew no one was in there they would come in and start to undress. These white dresses they would wear were almost like a one piece. The women would strip down to their bra, panties and hosiery. They would all sit there and talk with there cleavage exposed in there bras. I would see them in their panties with their pantyhose covering their legs and feet. They would always put their legs up on the bench to readjust there pantyhose. Sometimes they would take their bras off adjust them and put them back on. While all this is going on I’m in the little cut just jerking off. Occasionally they would have a bag in there with a change of clothes often they would have a pair of panties or pantyhose this other clothes. Whenever I saw that I would make sure to grab whatever was in there to use in the corner to jerkoff with when watching them change. Most of the time the women would assume they forgot to pack it or left it on their bed, which always worked in my favor. I did this for many years just hiding watching some of them naked, putting on bras and panties with pantyhose. I even watched two choir girls go finger each other a couple times in there.
Lastly since we were Episcopalian, we had a woman pastor. She was a single lady in her 60s. She wasn’t real hot and didn’t have big tits but her legs were amazing. She had legs you would see in adds for pantyhose or heels just long toned and sexy feet to match. She had her office next to the changing room and would always go to her office after service to hang up her pastors robe. One day she had white pantyhose on during service and then later after church during mingle hour she had on some brown ones. So the little perv that I am went to her office and found the white ones she had on in the trash in her office with a run in them. I took them out the trash and immediately went to the bathroom to one of the stalls and started smelling the crotch and rubbing the legs parts all over my dick. Her perfume and the slight smell of her pussy had me cumming in seconds. I stayed in that bathroom for 20 mins and came 3 times on those pantyhose. This was the first time I ever got the pleasure to use any of her intimates. After that, I realized she must always have a spare pair in her office.
Next Sunday, I did my usual routine spying on the ladies in the changing room. Then went to the mingle hour until I knew no one would notice me dipping out. I went to her office to see if she had replaced her spare pantyhose. I knocked on her door to make sure no one was there. I opened it and went in and started rummaging in her desk drawers. I searched all six and couldn’t find anything in there feeling defeated. I noticed the closet in her office was ajar and she had a little 3 drawer plastic bin. I opened the top drawer and hit jackpot she had not 1 but 4 different pairs of pantyhose. They were different colors, brown, white, black, and gray. Also, to my surprise, she had two pairs of white white panties in there as well. I grabbed the gray pantyhose and a pair of her panties and went to the bathroom and unloaded in to her pantyhose while I was sniffing and sucking on the gust of her panties. Her panties had a hint of her perfume and fabric softener. When I finished I put them back just as I found them so she wouldn’t notice. Eventually, I came on all of the pantyhose cotton gust and the panties crotch pocket. It always made me excited knowing one day she would have to wear my cum. One day after service I noticed she had changed completely. This was the Sunday my mom had to stay and help the pastor with cleanup after mingle hour. Well her and the pastor were talking and she told my mom she was going home now because she had some ware to be and the spare underwear she had in her office where a little stiff and felt itchy around her crotch area. I knew it was my cum that was doing it and got so turned on I went and grab the other pair she had and cum on that one’s crotch pocket another 2 times. I finally got my wish for her to wear my seman.
This was always my Sunday ritual for many years. When I was 16 and could drive I would watch all their houses when they went out of town. So many of their pantie and pantyhose had my cum on them over the years until I moved away. To this day I have a big collection of their pantyhose and panties. Those women were my sexual release all through my teen years and none of them ever knew it. They just assumed I was a good little Christian boy.
One warm summer night I was feeling extra daring, so I took my bike down this one trail, reached the end and took off everything I had, and put it in a shopping bag, even my shoes, and started to walk back down the trail completely naked and barefoot.
I walked through a wooded area on the trail, and even walked underneath a busy bridge, and a couple of streetlights.
I then took a brief detour off the trail, and down to the middle of the field until I jerked myself off and came on the spot. I then decided to head back down the trail, where I then got dressed and went home
Well my neighbor Carol supper hot nice round ass . Well me and her husband shit the breeze sometimes and he off on biz once in awhile. Well one morning I coming back from walking the dog it's like 6 am . She pulls up witch was strange but as she gets out she barefoot wearing a miniskirt. I tell her that a raccoon was in the back my dog chased back there late last night I can tell she kind of in a hurry to get in the house. I can see she uncomfortable and a wad of cum hits the floor I look down and she looks at me and says don't tell Greg he out of town. I told her I wouldn't but what to I get fir keeping it a secret she told me put my dog away and come over. Well I did just that she let me in and said she going to shower and if I wanted to join her fuck why not. As I stripped in went in my cock got instinctively hard and she nelt down and started blowing me. We washed each other and i told her clean that love box good with the shower head. We dried up and went to the bedroom buck where I spread her legs and licked her pussy till she came put her on all fours spread her ass and licked that ass hole good . She could not take it anymore told me put my cock in her . Took me about 10 minutes thruster as deap I can go and dropped my load in her. Year later we are still banging my wife dont no or Greg.
I took my kids to McDonalds and after ordering Happy Meals some man showed up dressed like the Hamburglar who snatched my son's happy meal box as I gave chase.
The Hamburglar was also barefoot as I chased him into the women's restroom as I could hear other women screaming for him to get the hell out as The Hamburglar went inside a stall and locked the door as I kicked the stall several times but other women in the restroom calmed me down and said to get the Manager to call the Police and I did as I could hear the Hamburglar eating my son's happy meal while sitting on the toilet in McDonalds so I went back into the restaurant to order another on for him.
The manager said they will compensate me for it and will call the Police to apprehend the Hamburglar for stealing my son's Happy Meal.
Then as me and my Family was enjoying a nice lunch, The Hamburglar returned from the Restroom still barefoot and wearing a black and white stripped thong as he then started smelling his fucking feet in the middle of McDonalds as I could hear the entire restaurant all outrages at the sight of a grown man smelling his feet inside of a restaurant.
Then he ran towards our table and snatched my son's cheeseburger and then ran out the door with it as I gave chase as I then saw the Hamburglar outside of McDonalds put his foot in my son's cheeseburger, and sucked his toes on my son's cheeseburger as before I could do anything Ronald McDonald ran over the Hamburgler with his car and gave the wink as Ronald McDonald and Grimmace all hauled the Hamburglar into the back of Ronald McDonald's Car nd then drove away hopefully to give the Hamburglar counselling for ruining my son's lunch.
BA DA BA BA BA I'm Hating It.
It was casual her cd played with all her favorite songs. My favorites as well. She drove better than any other on this night. The road was clear she left her heels for her favorite flip-flops. It was the best high a man could ask for being high on her. Just when I thought it could not be any better. Something absolutely amazing took place. It started the moment a Princess of pedals takes her flip-flops off and drives barefoot on the best ride of your life. She touched the pedals with the soles of her beautiful bare feet and magic happened. It was incredible taste with your eyes. Eye candy the most enjoyable ride of my life. You too can enjoy it I told the full service gas station attendant. How can I enjoy it as well he pleaded. The Princess of pedals told him to just google Red-line pedal pumping resource I go by Kaydence. I myself thought it was only a dream but then I remember to google search. I found it and it really did happen it was not a dream. If you like female's with pretty feet have a foot fetish or something about it tickles your fancy you know what to do. Just do it and you to can be right in that moment.
I went to have dinner at a Chinese Restaurant enjoying some Kung Pao Chicken and crab Rangoon and then in comes a man wearing a Monk's Robe and he was barefoot.
I know Monks usually are barefoot but the restaurant still had a "No Shirt, No shoes, No Service Sign on the door"
It didn't make a bit of difference as this monk was both drunk and barefoot.
He also banged the gong and started slurring the words to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" to the annoyance of everyone in the restaurant and this is not how Monks are meant to behave,
Then The Drunk Monk Kung Fu'd his way to the restroom and I nearly spit up some of my rice when I saw a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.''
Then several minutes later The Munk returns from The Restroom still barefoot and in his underwear shocking all of the Chinese Workers who now regret coming to America as a result.
Then he picked up his foot and started smelling his fucking feet in the restaurant as The Chinese Workers all looked very grossed out.
Then he went over to my table and snatched an Egg Roll, put the egg roll under his foot, and started sucking his toes on my egg roll.
I threw my drink at him and then got into fighting position as someone then shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT" As Me and This Half Naked Monk were now engaged in a brawl where I hit this idiot several times and he hit me back, but I was in a rage as I then slammed his head against the Gong.
I then took a TamTam Mallet and hit this Drunk Barefoot Monk in the dick making him scream like Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat 3 as some workers raised my hand in victory calling me the "Weiner" as they then dragged the Monk's drunk half naked ass back to his Shaolin Temple.
Flawless Victory for me.
As a teenager i was curious about anal sex, my first girlfriend wasn't interested in it, one day we had no condoms so she said we could try anal (She was positive she would never give me a blowjob), i mounted her and put my cock against her asshole but having little knowledge i didn't know about lubrication and tried to just push my way inside, the head slid in but because of the pain she shook me off and everytime i asked after she wouldn't let me try again. A few months later we broke up, but kept seeing each other. Shortly after i got talking to her younger sister, she was worried her boyfriend would leave her if she didn't know how to give a good blowjob as she had never given one, she asked if she could practice on me, a couple of days later, she came to my house got on her knees and i pulled out my cock, she sucked it like a natural, she had said she didn't want to swallow, but when i was ready to cum i "forgot" to let her know and came in her mouth, after that this happened a few more times. One day during these sessions i decided to try my luck, now i knew what i was doing i lubed up and got behind her, and before she knew it my cock was sliding up her arse, initially she didn't like it, but after a few deep thrusts she moaned and begged me to fuck her harder until i came in her arse. For the next 3 years we'd meet up and i'd fuck her in her arse regularly. P.S During this time my ex not only gave me a blowjob, she swallowed every drop of cum.
Reminds me of the time I was down at the local sports field watching the women play a hockey. The game was nearly over and being a bit bored I decided to go the toilet block. Well I realised I had gone into the wrong one and I was about to leave when I heard the women come into the changing rooms. I bolted into the nearest cubicle and hid. I was wondering how to get out. I decided to make a break for it as I could hear them chatting and having showers. I inched forward and peeped round the corner. Oh my God my cock straight to attention .a room full of naked women in their 30s and 40s. Lovely hanging tits bare arses and hairy passes. I stayed as long as I could and thought it best to retreat to the cubicle. My God I had to relieve the pressure. I came in about 10 seconds all over the floor. I wanted for them all to leave then I snuck out