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She would be so pissed if she knew.
My wife and I had rented a condo with beach access. My wife left the for the beach while I finished a couple emails. When I joined her about thirty minutes later, she was asleep on the lounge chair. My wife was wearing a bikini top that tied in the front. We were basically alone, with only a few people walking up and down the beach. With one little tug on the string, the knot became undone. My action did not wake her. Very carefully, I separated the top and she was soon sunning topless. I went back to the condo and watched from the deck. I could see several men stop and enjoy the view. Soon a ranger came by. He woke her and told her that she could not be topless in public. He did not believe her that it was unintentional and wrote her a warning ticket for indecent exposure. She would be so pissed at me if she knew that I did that to her.
Jan 2
I go topless everywhere and when I say everywhere I mean EVERYWHERE. It's kinda funny because 99% of men love it. I guess the other 1% are pastors or something. Women go half and half. The ones who don't like it usually are hitting their husband's arm or something. Makes me laugh. True children see me sometimes but it's not like I'm playing with myself or anything. I've had police enjoy the view and look away like they never saw a thing and I've gotten plenty of warnings, no tickets though I had one threaten to arrest me but he'd have to take me back to his place instead of the police station. The only serious police stop I ever had was one who put me into the back of his patrol car and made me wait there while I called a friend to bring me something to wear. Shrug. I just love feeling the air on my tits, I love out they feel with they bounce as I walked and bottom line, they're just tits! Men's nipples show and some fat guy's boobs don't look all that different than mine! They're just tits peoples.
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