What my wife wanted for Xmas
I asked my wife what she wanted for Xmas. She said she wanted a black guy with a big dick to fuck her. Keep in mind that she's 7 months pregnant with her BF's baby (who is black and has a big dick). I reminded her of this fact. She said, "Oh, I know and I'll absolutely be fucking him sometime this week, but I want a hot guy with a big dick to bend me over and make me cum on Xmas day." I asked where i'm supposed to find this guy. She said, "I dunno. Don't you have a work buddy that would do it?" She texted me a few pics and told me to show them to one of my "work buddies" and tell them she wanted to fuck them.
I talked to a buddy of mine. Super weird conversation to have. We haven't talked about sex before. I'm just kinda like, "So, weird question. Do you have a big dick?" He's like, "I guess. Why do you want to know." I told him why I wanted to know. He said, "You into that sorta thing?" I had to admit openly, "Yeah, kinda." I sent my wife a pic of the guy. She asked if he had a big dick. I told her that I personally didn't see it but that he said it's plenty big. She said, "If he's up for it, tell him to come by early Xmas morning."
I woke up to the sounds of sex. Went into the living room and she was indeed fucking him on the couch.
Written by a teenage virgin. However, this story did provide the best statement I've ever read on this site.
(who is black and has a big dick)
I just assumed black guys dicks were black.
Your wife is a worthless mudshark. She will never love you anymore