The widow
My wife brought a widow n her 2 teenage kids for xmas dinner 1st year of father gone . So my big mouth wife invites people well its a xmas il remember . The widow got drunk . N i ended up fingering her under the table . . No one bothered even looking for us . The widow also showed she was no friend to my wife . Ex wife that is . Later that evening my wife told me to walk her home and wait till she settles the kids to leave . U couldnt make it up . She marched the kids up the stairs . To bed she then asked me to hold her .. wife soon found out thank god . Widow pregnant
Nov 1
Bullshit story.
Are you saying you fucked her?
Still am
Nope!! It's a miracle!
Yes ... that's what he's saying.