Plain Friggen Jane, Nothing to See Here,SWEET JANE PART #1
I wasn't sure What category To list the story of my wife. She definitely fits desire, Sex Sex and fetish, But since I got her12 years ago And trained her to fuck around, I decided on Cheating.
I was 42, Jane 23 plain as fence post. Glasses as her wardrobr screamed, neophyte geeky chick. Her body however, said something very different.
I was taking a re-certification course, Jane and I shared two classes. She rarely spoke even when called on. Shy? Maybe she invented that particular demeanor. I doubt she was mysterious to anybody, But she certainly was to me. I used to pop a woody Fantasizing about her in those classes. I couldn't help but think she had to be a virgin, thinking most 13 year-old girls had more sexual prowess. I wanted to ravish this dull boring hunk of flesh, The more I looked at her, The more I wanted to fuck her. I wanted to turn her into And recreate the whore, slut, cum dump That my late wife was, Who 2 years prior was killed in an automobile accident.
I'm pretty worldly and savvy And I ask other guys, How in the hell Do you approach This kind of chick. Give her flowers buy her candy Ask her to a movie, To a concert Dancing for Saturday night date. I figured all those approaches would fail, And Jane would not be amenable To giving you 2nd Chance to ask her out again. She was the kind of chick that said, No thank you but thanks anyway And would mean it.
Ah! A/of genius The best laid plans of mice and men? I am 1 hell of a wrench Lots of tools in my truck. I snuck out And did some serious tampering With Jane's car. Nothing I couldn't repair of course, Now when I happened to buy Would Jane allow me to fix it Or would she prefer to call a tow truck?
There was that cute little devil Totally flustered Bewildered and bewildered Hell in the hell was she gonna get anywhere With a broken car? Enter yours truly. What's wrong miss? I build in race cars on the side I'm a pretty good mechanic, Would you mind if I had a look at your car? Oh yes, please! I wanted to keep her around for a while. I said I need to go get some parts a starter and a coil. If you knew a damn thing should have known that was ridiculous. Would you like to ride with me over to the AutonZone? She inquired about the cost Indicating she didn't have very much money. I said don't worry honey I'll buy whatever we need And you can pay me when you get it we see each other all the time. Long story short, Jane watches me put on the starter And the coil Fool around inside there that I screwed up For almost 4 hour hours. At the end of that little adventure A Denver had little Jane eating out of my hand, I had saved her day. At that moment all I want to do was eat her pussy.
Over the next 2 weeks I was about the only person James spoke with We talk about a lot of things Exchange pleasantries As she was making payments On the repair. I know this is a long story But if you're looking for we met, we fucked, and then a gangbang, You probably reading the wrong story, This is a sexy story But it's kind of needs some preamble To build up to the hotspot. Getting right to the point In 200 words Is like getting a good-looking chick Stick sticking it in with premature ejaculation A 3 pump chump.
I asked Jane out for dinner, After my heroic deeds How could she refuse? I don't give a damn what you say, Every broad Alive Has an inner whore. The vast majority of guys they hook up with Never find it. You guys that have with your woman Know exactly what I'm talking about.
I took her to a fine French restaurant, The prices on the menu scared her But I reassure her not to worry. You see fellas I just established for her I was no poor Struggling mooch. I made it clear, Look Jane, Money is not the problem, The problem is loneliness But I don't feel that at all with your company, I enjoy you so much I feel high. Jane and Most chicks eat that shit up.
2 months past Several dinners and several movies, 3 times going to a country and western bar Where Jane learn to dance. Jane was discovering life and she liked it. She knew she was plain, Well also realizing I thought she was beautiful Then nothing else matters. Hold on boys and girls We're getting to the 1st time fucked sweet Jane, And yes I did play the cowboy junkies for her.
Jane never commented on my house 3 or 4 times But she was pleased when I asked her for some decorating tips. I got a pretty damn high on wine Laced with just a little bit of Xanax.
She never made out with a man before, She was about to. Was there inhibitions down She was liking it. She did not sight or walk When I started playing with her clit. She probably wanted to get screwed for a long time And finally she found a guy that she was allowing to do it. I ate that virgin pussy As though I was a hungry dog with a T. bone steak. I was gentle And patient As I placed my 7 1โ2"Inside a hole I was going to bust her cherry. She took that like a trooper And she began screwing me back And she was having orgasms. You all realize At this point I own Jane.
THIS IS PART #1 OF A 2 PART STORY STAY TUNED!๐
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