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Her bossed frenched my wife due to her camel toe
Wife was acting a little different last night in bed during our foreplay...
"What's up honey?"
"OK, promise you won't get mad?"
"OK" Damn, I hate this.... What's this sexy MILF been up to now?
"Well, you've mentioned a couple of times after I get home from work that my slacks are maybe showing more of my anatomy than I realize, remember?"
"Yeah. You've a couple pair of dress slacks which are pretty tight ....right between your legs, and up into your bottom. And you have a nice pair of light colored jeans which you wear for dress-down days - which do the same thing in a very nice way!"
"Yes....well lately I've noticed that when I wear certain slacks that a couple of male coworkers, and sometimes my boss, have trouble making eye-contact with me when I walk up to their desks."
"Catch them staring at your crotch, do you?"
"Yeah!...and it makes me.....I don't know. Uncomfortable. Embarrassed....and "
"And.... kinda pleased that men obviously still enjoy ogling you....even at 33 and after 2 kids?"
"Yes!"
"So - something happened recently?"
"Yes - I had those jeans you like so much on yesterday - and I saw that I was catching a lot of guys checking out my pants - all day long!"
"Your 'crotch-cutters'? I told you looked really sexy in those."
"Yeah - well this one guy .....I was trying to talk business to at his cube - and he just could not take his eyes off of my jeans front. Afterwards I went into the ladies room to look in the mirror and, whoa!, my jeans had worked their way right up into my vagina!"
"Before I could do anything about it my boss paged me to his office. I went, trying to tugg down my crotch.... He was delayed for 20 mins. So, his only spare chair had papers stacked in it - And I wasn't going to wait in his chair, so I sat on a work table. He came in and told me to stay seated as he sat and discussed next week's schedule......but his eyes kept wandering to my crotch as I sat across from him. Finally he came around his desk....walked up to me, stood between my knees, took my face in his hands and moved against my body down there and kissed me. Long and slow - with his tongue. You know I've always found him to be attractive ----so, dammit, I let him kiss me and.... I started kissing him back! We kept it up for way too long for two married people!"
"Then he stepped back. Smiled at me and said, it's not his fault - "Those damn jeans of yours are driving all of us guys crazy! You walk around here with that lovely camel toe between your legs....and act so innocent!"
"Camel toe? What the hell is a camel toe?"
"Ask your husband."
"So - dear one - explain to me this secret name you guys have for tight pants and a woman's body. And how that can lead them to such naughty behavior!"
"Honey - you notice men's bulges - it's kinda the same thing - but you girls go in, while we go out. Gets both sexes horny!"
I frenched her camel toe
Sounds like its only a matter of time before she's fucking her boss. "You know I've always found him to be attractive". And now he feels comfortable enough with her to kiss her "Long and slow - with his tongue". She even kissed him back "for way too long for two married people!" He will be taking her for long lunches to a nearby motel by the end of the month. I would bet a month's salary on it. At least she was honest with you about it, but because she is so attracted to him she will not be able to refuse him for very long. She'll convince herself that "this won't affect my marriage as long as hubby doesn't find out". If you are not ok with that, then she needs to find a new job. Luckily right now is a great time to find a new job.
I was leaving my Doctor's office and a hot young lady with a briefcase with a pharmaceutical co logo on it caught my eye. She was waiting in line at the check in, looked a lit miffed that she couldn't just walk in and see her mark. The elevator was taking forever, might as well enjoy the sights. She does the unthinkable, She steps back, snickering she's taking pictures of the 400 pound Black guy in front of her. I have my phone out and take a picture of her taking a picture of him. I then take a seat and wait for her. "I saw what you did, bitch. I hope you get fat someday and people take freak show pictures of you" "fuck you Mister, your word vs mine." I show her my picture. "Let's talk outside... I fucked up what will it take for you to lend me your phone a couple of minutes... $100?"
"No way, I don't need your money. You're going to need it soon." " I know, my husband is going to be pissed... You're not half bad, how about a blowjob?"