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I want to go to a nudist camp
I would like to visit the nudist camp. But I have a lot of concerns.
I'm about thirty pounds over weight and nothing to look at. I might feel embarrassed to show up with an out of shape body.
I'm afraid of getting a boner.
I'm afraid girls there will think i'm checking them out all the time. But if you see naked girls it's hard not to notice.
Why do you want to go nudist?
Because I want to see tits and cunts
But you aren't supposed to be looking at others bodies.
All this talk of dicks, but what about pussies? Do they expect to see shaved pussies?
Pussy can be either hairy or shaved.
I've researched some about nude recreation. Never been there. But they say, nobody is judging your body or thinks anything that you are out of shape.
And as far as boners are concerned, nudist have a towel with them so you just casually cover up your boner. Nobody thinks anything about that either.
Bullshit story
It's offensive to nudists if you have a boner. They want to see it limp.
You cover up a boner
But aren't you supposed to display your dick or cunt, whatever you have?
Yes but with dicks, they want to see it limp
It's a courtesy to cover up a boner.
True. At nudist camps, they want to see it limp.
Quite true. They want to see your dick, but it's supposed to be limp
This is true. It's supposed to be limp.
If you are hard, they think you are hitting on females. Best advice is to be limp.
True. In the nudist world, it's supposed to be limp.