Improvised dildo?

I used to clean the thick handle of the little hand shovel my mom used in the garden and then go in our private backyard and stab the shovel part into the ground and then squat over it and push my pussy down on the thick handle and bounce up and down on it. I would clean the handle again after my fun. My mom never could figure out how the handle of that gardening spade stayed so clean. Years later I told her the truth about it and we had a good laugh.

Nice firm very fresh zucchini or cucumber

Honestly...it was my finger. LoL

A little fake plastic ear of corn from a set of play food. It's bumps were very very nice sliding in and out of me.

I am going to get my first ass fuck this guy is so checking on me as I am going through gay porn I leave him alone pulled me over and said he’s going to fuck me and my ass this is a very interesting decision and I am sure my fantasy is assplay I do dildo fuck my ass love the way he looks in that ass this is what happens when you don’t have enough cock rubber or real

I never thought about the corner of the mattress! Mine was a hairbrush handle at first, eventually going to trying a polish sausage. OMG it was heaven. Of course had to buy a replacement so my mom wouldn't catch on what I did. I felt like everyone knew what I was doing at the store , standing there in line with just a pack of sausages - that memory has stayed with me since then lol.

Slumber party with friends revealed the idea of a hair brush to my eleven year old self LOL But my hairbrush handle was flat :(
I actually tossed it and pretended to have lost it at school LOL. My mom and I went to Walmart and I got the one with the brand new gel handle like one of my friends had.
I cannot even describe how scared I was thinking that somehow it would be my mom was suddenly going to figure it all out but she didn't LOL when we got home I remember that I just could not wait for bed time to show up.
It fit perfectly and I orgasmed intensely :)

The corner of my mattress at the foot of the bed was my "toy" after doing it like that at a sleepover with my bff.

OMG THE MATTRESS CORNER !!!
Same for me LOL

I was almost eleven when I tried my hairbrush handle that I had heard about from my friends at sleepovers
LOL

My jewish parents were always very open about masturbation. Nothing was safe in my house around my sisters. Hairbrushes, bananas, sharpies, even the dog was getting sick of licking peanut butter. It worked out perfect for me. There was an endless supply of creamy fruit of the loom panties for me to jerk with. I even let my best friend in on the action.