Account Login
On ThePornDude Hall-of-Fame
It's All Foreign Money, Your Dough 'cept 4 Illegal not Disaster V
Fooled the Essay, Short story, Soliloquy, Post Posing as A Comment Moron, the most dedicated obfuscating distraction guy, e.g. Defender of The Kamouflage Khameleon, Comrade Wanna be Kommander Kameltoe Kamalamata.
That son of a bitch bit on my CLICK BAIT all geared up to write 1,00 word Irrelevant Non sequitur comments as he does on every post critical of Damaged Dementia Dummy The Disappearing President, Joey, basement Rehoboth Beach
Joe. And the can't decide if she's Black or a darker shade of Rag & Ruby top. Lizzo and Liz Cheney? Celebrities Are you kidding me?
Well idiot write your usual 11 eleven 1,000 word distraction essays Go for it you sick twisted cocksucker my god man each.one you write has to takd thirty minutes.
Read the comments folks Let's see what this fool's campaign contributions are to this post.
I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers
Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.
I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.
I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.
Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.
Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.
At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.
It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco
I was having dinner at a Mexican Restaurant and while I was enjoying a round of Nachos and Margaritas and in comes a man in a Mariachi Suit holding a Guitar, however the man was barefoot and he appeared drunk and he began to sing very loudly getting on the nerves of other customers.
Then he took out a bottle of Tequila and began to make his way towards the restroom and let’s not forget, the man was barefoot and here I was eating just to see a grown man walking barefoot into a public restroom.
I nearly threw up in my mouth a little while trying to eat some nachos and if that wasn’t bad enough, the man was actually singing in the restroom. After about a half an hour of listening to this man and his antics in the restroom he returned from the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear.
I was just about to throw up what kind of nasty asshole goes into a restroom barefoot and walks out in their fucking underwear and yet he’s still singing.
Then he sits down at an empty table next to where I was sitting, he picks up his foot and starts to smell his fucking feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as I could hear everyone groaning in disgust.
Restaurant Employees were yelling at this whackjob that he needs to leave the building because of his behavior but then he goes over to our table, and snatches my taco, puts his foot in my taco, and SUCKS HIS TOES on my fucking taco.
At that point I was so pissed off that I grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head with it as he feel to the floor as employees dragged his drunk, half naked ass out of the restaurant.
It’s a shame that my night was ruined because of the antics of a drunk barefoot buffoon, seriously I hope this idiot gets some serious help and you also owe me a taco for sticking your dirty ass feet in it, people please drink responsibly or otherwise you may end up getting a guitar playing a tune on your skull next time you decide to suck your toes on one’s taco.
I was having breakfast at Tim Horton's until in comes a Barefoot Man in a Mountie Uniform who looked completely drunk and would break the law with his shenanigans.
The Mountie began to march and shout very loudly that He's The Mountie, He's Brave, He's Strong, He's Handsome.
Yeah Right, nice try there's not a damn thing hansome about This Drunk Mountie who was making an ass out of himself as Tim Horton's Employees shouted at him to shut up and get out
The Mountie than told that worker he will enforce the law and arrest that worker but that worker told The Mountie that sh will get the real Police hre to arrest this fool.
The Mountie than began to march his way towards the restroom and The Mountie was still barefoot as he entered the restroom making me nearly gag on my coffee.
Then several minutes later The Mountie returns from the restroom wearing his hat, sunglasses a Underwear with the Canadian Flag on it as I noticed a brown streak and there was shit leaking out of his underwear.
Then the mountie dug out a turd nugget from his underwear and horrified everyone by wiping the turd on the soles of his already dirty ass, blacker than Tim Horton's Coffee, Bare Ass Feet completely grossing out everyone at Tim Horton's
Then The Mountie took his shit covered feet and started smelling them in the middle of the restaurant as everyone was seriously getting disgusted with this nasty bastard's antics!
I was having breakfast at Tim Horton's until in comes a Barefoot Man in a Mountie Uniform who looked completely drunk and would break the law with his shenanigans.
The Mountie began to march and shout very loudly that He's The Mountie, He's Brave, He's Strong, He's Handsome.
Yeah Right, nice try there's not a damn thing hansome about This Drunk Mountie who was making an ass out of himself as Tim Horton's Employees shouted at him to shut up and get out
The Mountie than told that worker he will enforce the law and arrest that worker but that worker told The Mountie that sh will get the real Police hre to arrest this fool.
The Mountie than began to march his way towards the restroom and The Mountie was still barefoot as he entered the restroom making me nearly gag on my coffee.
Then several minutes later The Mountie returns from the restroom wearing his hat, sunglasses a Underwear with the Canadian Flag on it as I noticed a brown streak and there was shit leaking out of his underwear.
Then the mountie dug out a turd nugget from his underwear and horrified everyone by wiping the turd on the soles of his already dirty ass, blacker than Tim Horton's Coffee, Bare Ass Feet completely grossing out everyone at Tim Horton's
Then The Mountie took his shit covered feet and started smelling them in the middle of the restaurant as everyone was seriously getting disgusted with this nasty bastard's antics.