Conservative wife is surprising!

I understand that boob shapes/appearances are all different and unique. But here's my issue, if you want to call it that (because its probably the least important thing you will ever read)... I have medium sized boobs (32B), and the nipples point downwards. The nipples themselves are quite big, which i find weird and a little embarrassing. They are far apart from one another as well, making them seem...ugly?
I've always worn a bra, sometimes to bed, so i know this hasn't happened because lack of bra usage. I've heard that being chunky alters the way your boobs are shaped- but I'm 17 and in good health/weight. I don't know why, but when i compare my boobs to another girl's, they seem to have better, perkier, breasts. What makes it worse is that my boyfriend has been asking to see them, and I know that will evolve into him eventually touching them. But my insecurities have been putting it off.
Can anyone tell me if this is normal?? Do i need to see a doctor?

So at a desperate horny moment I agreed to date the biggest slut in my school. She's had so much sex, she's been pregnant before (aborted) and like had sex with a large majority of guys in my school (around 15-20). She is a little bit fat, quite ugly, very yellow teeth, however huge tits. Like ridiculously big reminds you of some anime girl or something. So I started going out with her because I was really horny and I regret it but the thing is I can't break up with her. Why? The first time I met her she took me to her room, locked the door and we had sex straightaway. She was clenching my dick a lot, and eventually after I came she pulled me backwards by my dick. She had my dick behind me on a table, took out her phone in position to record and then started smashing my balls over and over (known as ball busting). The worst pain of my life I was screaming and crying. And she'll release the tapes if I don't do anything she says. She has clips of me licking my own cum, her pegging me, me getting fucked by her and another guy in a threesome, all kinds of messed up kinky things. And she will without a doubt release them if I break up with her. And I know even if I dont break up with her they will somehow end up being leaked to everyone regardless. Frankly, I am shitting myself

My wife's fantasy is to have sex with her father with me watching! She's 45 and it all started when she was 16 and saw him fucking another woman, she told me that his cock was enormous and she's never seen anything like it since! When she's drunk I ask her what she wants him to do to her and she let's everything out! I want dad to put his big cock up my arsehole babe ,werr thinking of things to do to persuade her father into fucking her

I was having breakfast at Tim Horton's until in comes a Barefoot Man in a Mountie Uniform who looked completely drunk and would break the law with his shenanigans.

The Mountie began to march and shout very loudly that He's The Mountie, He's Brave, He's Strong, He's Handsome.

Yeah Right, nice try there's not a damn thing hansome about This Drunk Mountie who was making an ass out of himself as Tim Horton's Employees shouted at him to shut up and get out

The Mountie than told that worker he will enforce the law and arrest that worker but that worker told The Mountie that sh will get the real Police hre to arrest this fool.

The Mountie than began to march his way towards the restroom and The Mountie was still barefoot as he entered the restroom making me nearly gag on my coffee.

Then several minutes later The Mountie returns from the restroom wearing his hat, sunglasses a Underwear with the Canadian Flag on it as I noticed a brown streak and there was shit leaking out of his underwear.

Then the mountie dug out a turd nugget from his underwear and horrified everyone by wiping the turd on the soles of his already dirty ass, blacker than Tim Horton's Coffee, Bare Ass Feet completely grossing out everyone at Tim Horton's

Then The Mountie took his shit covered feet and started smelling them in the middle of the restaurant as everyone was seriously getting disgusted with this nasty bastard's antics.

After The Mountie smelled his disgusting feet in the middle of Tim Horton's, he went over to my table and threw a turd at my face and then snatched my breakfast sandwich, put his foot in my sandwich, and SUCKED HIS TOES ON MY FUCKING SANDWICH.

I threw my Coffee in the Mountie's Face and grabbed a Hockey Stick that The Mountie brought in here, and hit The Mountie Upside The Head with it as The Mountie fell to the floor and soon after that here comes Tim Horton's Employees to drag The Mountie

The Mountie began to march and shout very loudly that He's The Mountie, He's Brave, He's Strong, He's Handsome.

Yeah Right, nice try there's not a damn thing hansome about This Drunk Mountie who was making an ass out of himself as Tim Horton's Employees shouted at him to shut up and get out

The Mountie than told that worker he will enforce the law and arrest that worker but that worker told The Mountie that sh will get the real Police hre to arrest this fool.

The Mountie than began to march his way towards the restroom and The Mountie was still barefoot as he entered the restroom making me nearly gag on my coffee.

Then several minutes later The Mountie returns from the restroom wearing his hat, sunglasses a Underwear with the Canadian Flag on it as I noticed a brown streak and there was shit leaking out of his underwear.

Then the mountie dug out a turd nugget from his underwear and horrified everyone by wiping the turd on the soles of his already dirty ass, blacker than Tim Horton's Coffee, Bare Ass Feet completely grossing out everyone at Tim Horton's

Then The Mountie took his shit covered feet and started smelling them in the middle of the restaurant as everyone was seriously getting disgusted with this nasty bastard's antics.

After The Mountie smelled his disgusting feet in the middle of Tim Horton's, he went over to my table and threw a turd at my face and then snatched my breakfast sandwich, put his foot in my sandwich, and SUCKED HIS TOES ON MY FUCKING SANDWICH.

I threw my Coffee in the Mountie's Face and grabbed a Hockey Stick that The Mountie brought in here, and hit The Mountie Upside The Head with it as The Mountie fell to the floor and soon after that here comes Tim Horton's Employees to drag The Mountie

I went to have dinner at a Chinese Restaurant enjoying some Kung Pao Chicken and crab Rangoon and then in comes a man wearing a Monk's Robe and he was barefoot.
I know Monks usually are barefoot but the restaurant still had a "No Shirt, No shoes, No Service Sign on the door"

It didn't make a bit of difference as this monk was both drunk and barefoot.

He also banged the gong and started slurring the words to "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" to the annoyance of everyone in the restaurant and this is not how Monks are meant to behave,

Then The Drunk Monk Kung Fu'd his way to the restroom and I nearly spit up some of my rice when I saw a grown man walk inside of a public restroom barefoot.''

Then several minutes later The Munk returns from The Restroom still barefoot and in his underwear shocking all of the Chinese Workers who now regret coming to America as a result.

Then he picked up his foot and started smelling his fucking feet in the restaurant as The Chinese Workers all looked very grossed out.

Then he went over to my table and snatched an Egg Roll, put the egg roll under his foot, and started sucking his toes on my egg roll.

I threw my drink at him and then got into fighting position as someone then shouted "MORTAL KOMBAT" As Me and This Half Naked Monk were now engaged in a brawl where I hit this idiot several times and he hit me back, but I was in a rage as I then slammed his head against the Gong.

I then took a TamTam Mallet and hit this Drunk Barefoot Monk in the dick making him scream like Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat 3 as some workers raised my hand in victory calling me the "Weiner" as they then dragged the Monk's drunk half naked ass back to his Shaolin Temple.

Flawless Victory for me.

Me and my family was trying to have coffee at Starbucks until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside Starbucks and he was holding a banjo too and as Starbucks employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant.

Then after he started shouting EIEIO the employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Kamala supporter farted right in the Starbucks worker's face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just nasty walking barefoot inside of a public restroom in a place where people eat, that just nearly made me lose my lunch.

Then about 20 minutes later the Kamala supporter leaves the restroom wearing only a pair of underwear with turd stains skidmarked on his underwear.
He then laid his banjo on my table and then picked up his foot and he actually started to smell his goddamn feet in the restaurant while other patrons were trying to eat as I could hear everybody groaning in disgust and wondering if this man needs to be put in the funny farm because if you are smelling your feet in a restaurant than you should be given a one way trip to the funny farm.

Then the Kamala supporter snatched my sandwich off of my table and placed his foot inside of my sandwich, and then sucked his fucking toes on my fucking sandwich.