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It's okay, friend. Let it go.
I was having lunch with a friend of mine and she is 47 and married 25 years. They have one kid who is in college. She called me for an emergency meet up and told me her husband (also 47) has been fucking a woman he met online who is 30.
I asked her, "Is he leaving you for her?" She said no. He meets up at her apartment and they do their thing, but he comes home late and goes about his life with my friend.
I said, "Then what is really the problem? He just wants some younger pussy." I told her that I (51) have been occasionally screwing an old friend of mine who found me on facebook after two decades and it's not a regular thing, but something we do when we meet up 4-5 times a year. He's married too. It's not like a regular thing. My husband knows what I do.
If you are secure in your marriage and have been for 20+ years, let your spouse have a little fun, as long as it doesn't get into a serious thing. If it is just friendship and fucking, who cares?
I know I'm in the minority with this perspective, but I really don't see a problem with it.
One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.
The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.
Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.
Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.
I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.
My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead
One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.
The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.
Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.
Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His shit covered Fucking Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.
Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.
I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.
My day was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.
I married the best man ever my husband is so opened minded about sex at first I thought that he really didn't love me when he told me to go ahead and fuck a guy that I was working with because he was always hitting on me at work. I ended up going out on a date with him and we had sex when I got home my husband asked if I had fun and if I enjoyed myself. I asked him if he was mad at me and he laughed and said it's just sex what's the big deal it's not like I love the guy. I learned the difference between fucking and making love and my husband never had a problem with me just having fun and enjoying myself with other men. I am glad that I learned the difference at a young age and my husband knew that I loved him and he understands that being with other men is exciting and different every time. He never held it against me and he would make love to me like it was the first time. I couldn't have married a better man than him.
The sexual monotony at this age does led to such a situation. This is true for both husband and wife. I would suggest the both should accommodate with the situation and spice up their life. In my case we both (late 40s) have younger partners (30s) we meet and at home I and my hubby exchange our experiences leading to terrific sex ...
I (m, married, 69) agree 100%. I see lots of extra marital sex. I love meeting new girls and also a few favorite girls I see a few times a year. It’s just sex