Turned down a free fuck
My friend and his wife asked me to house sit the kids, the kids are 14 and 16 it wasn’t looking after the kids they just wanted me to be around just in case.
Both of them were going to a christening and should only be gone 3 hours.
Soon as they left I’m on the sofa feet up flicking through the channels, can only have been 40 minutes and she’s back on her own.
She came in in a foul mood swearing, I jumped up asking is everything ok, no everything is not ok, that fucker has been fucking the woman from work, I knew it she said I just knew it.
Apparently he answered his phone in the car to this woman and she said about fucking again.
As she was ranting I was following her getting the lowdown, I stopped at her bedroom door, she started undressing throwing her clothes about, she said I left him there, don’t want anything more to do with him, as she went on she became fully naked and turned to me and said, look at me, I work out to look good for him, I dress nice for him I do everything for him and he wants to fuck someone else.
She said would you fuck me, before I could answer she said of course you would, look at my body look, come on let’s fuck, I would rather let someone who appreciate my body fuck me than that shit head.
She said if you’re not going to fuck me then please leave.
As tempting as it was I didn’t want to get involved.
I would have fucked her and told her how good she is.
I would have let her fuck me.
Makes you wonder what would have happened if you'd fucked and gave her a cream pie.