Cock and Bull Story

I assumed that my wife was familiar with the terminology, after all we have been regularly participating in the lifestyle for over twenty years. Last weekend, we were meeting with a new man, only her eighth outside lover during our marriage. We typically find a partner for her and stick with him for several years if possible. Her last lover’s wife passed away and he remarried. Apparently, he doesn’t want to cheat on his new wife. So now, a year later, it was time to find someone new. In the post-coital conversation, our new friend stated that he would like to be our new Bull. He and I were both surprised that we had to explain the meaning of term to my wife. Apparently throughout all the years, we have never referred to one of her lovers as a Bull. But that wasn’t the funny part. The very next day, we were having lunch with her older sister in a restaurant and the term ‘Cock and Bull Story’ was used. My wife quite inappropriately laughed until she cried. But then refused to tell anyone why she found that so funny. I knew.

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