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Shitless my pants
The first time I really experienced it, I was on a weekend field trip with my middle school grade. We were walking down to the beach and I kept having tummy gurgles. When we got to the beach, I couldn't hold it in. I contemplated running into the grass and popping a squat and running into the water. Instead I just ran away from my friends and shat my pants. Then, had to walk probably a mile back to camp after we were done at the beach in my shit pants. One of my friends scrunched her nose and asked what the smell was. I got back to camp, threw away my underwear, changed my pants and buried my pants in my bag. So embarassing.
Another time in high school, I was snowboarding and fell so hard on my ass that I shat my pants. I was with this guy I was totally in love with too, to make things worse. It took FOREVER to get undressed and throw away my underwear.
Was at work with I got hit with a stomach flu. Thought I could make it home. Stopped at the mall and started to run. Didn't make it. Was stuck on the toilet bottomless and had to call a friend to get me some spare clothes.
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