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I think god wanted me to have sex with jesus
When i went to the spiritual world i heard an authoritative males voice commanding me to take off my clothes have sex with his son the voice sounded angry with me it and scared the hell out of me i was to afraid to the voice to ask him if he was god or not and i was shaking with fear while i took of my clothes and had sex with the spirit that he told me was his son
On a serious note, this happened to a friend. She started to believe her house was haunted, then she met a jinn, and eventually it escalated to the point where she called me in a panic because a demon was standing behind her trying to possess her. I think she claimed to have been fucked by the jinn. She got help, and now she's super into Jesus. It's an improvement.
She was a very sexual person anyway, maybe op also...? She used to always talk about sex, and she showed me her tits and ass a few times as well as a video of her bf fucking her. She wanted a 3 some with me and my fiance, who shot down the idea. I can see why, but I was disappointed. I know, I'm a dick.
Damn, I wish I could get laid that easily!
Mary?!? Is that you?
How big was he, hung?
Asshole
Step away from the mirror.
You are nuts.
Okay, butt slut.
You sure it wasn’t Tyrone from the hood that plowed you and maybe you were high?
It is a 'sign''' indeed! If you are married and/or have a son, go and have sex with him... It is the command from the Heaven!