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Guys, which one?
If you could permanently become a clone of any female celebrity, who would you choose? What would you do? You would be put in an 18yo version of their body.
There's a red head midget porn star who looks like a skinny 12yo with tits, I'd love to have her body. I would become the biggest cumdump around.
Mary-Kate Olsen. Knowing all those kids dad's were lusting and getting hard for me. That would make me so wet. Then my sister Ashley would eat my pussy.
Cybil Sheppard or Morgan Fairchild, when they were young;
Either Madison Young or the chick from Evil. Whichever one doesn't matter because I would have lesbian sex with the other one.
I’d stab Pelosi then fuck her in the cuts
Marjorie Taylor Green. I dream of being a bull dyke that uses strap ons to peg women and men like she does
How many times has she pegged you?
Do you eat out Maxine Waters at the same time?
I would eat AOC while MYG pegs me, I would bridge the two extremes together with my ass and mouth. Peacemaker.
I would eat Maxine
I would let her piss on me
Drew Barrymore when she was younger and drinking and getting high
Who's the midget porn star? The only one I've seen who looks anything like a kid is Tiny Texie, but I've never seen her redheaded.
I'd just as soon go back to the body I had when I was twelve, the first time I beat it to my dad's hustlers. If I had the superpower to change my own age at will I could definitely see having some fun with that, finding some old perverts and teasing them until they "force" me to blow them.
If I was picking a celeb... Probably Jennifer Garner. She's always put the lead in my pencil.
Mikey Cyrus, I'd do exactly what she did all over again, become a famous sexy slut! I'd suck off q0 guys from every show, like a lottery!