Girls farting

Niece is not shy to blast them. They don't stink but made her comfortable doing it around me. When younger she'd do it sitting on the lap. Would spank her teasingly.

I sit in public men's bathrooms and listen to guy's pissing and shitting

You have issues. That’s disgusting.

My wife is over 600lbs and she farts constantly. She keeps shoveling in the food and as her belly blows up she just lifts a big fat cheek as best she can and let's it rip... I have to admit that I think it sexy as hell being married to an enormous farting snd grunting pig. She queefs like a champ too.

Gross. I only like skinny girls.

Her husband is a simp that takes estrogen supplements.

Have you ever spoken to a member of the opposite sex without giving them your credit card number?

Have you ever had sex with someone from your same species?

Have you ever been to a dentist?

Of course! Who else could help me get your dentures removed from my cock?

I like smelling farts and dirty pussy

Eeww