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Dreams about self-fellatio
Sometimes, like a few times a year, I have a dream in which I'm sucking my own dick. In the dream I'm always like "Hey, this is easier than I thought. Why haven't I done this sooner?"
I never cum in the dreams, even though I try to and would cum in my mouth if I could.
Because of these dreams and my subsequent fantasy of giving myself a bj, for the first time in my life I've entertained the thought of sucking another man's dick.
I'm certain I could make that happen. The problem is I'm not attracted to dudes, so maybe a chick with a dick would do the trick?
That last sentence sounded like something Dr. Seuss would write if he was bi-curious.
When I was much younger, I could self suck. I think I was14 or 15 when I first tried. After quite a few times I made myself cum in my mouth. Damn it tastes horrible. I don't understand anyone that says it tastes good. I still did it until I started to get muscular then I lost the flexibility. About then I got a girlfriend and didn't need to anyway.
I've tried as a teenager couldn't do it, if I could I would suck my dick everyday I don't have a small dick either super excited it can reach 8 inches but damn I wish like those in the pornos that would be so great to taste my cock in my mouth I would jack it while sucking and come right in my mouth ,that would be cock sucking paradise yum
When I was younger I could get the head into my mouth. It took quite some practice but the reward was worth it. I always wanted to be able to do a few inches more to make it feel better but I never succeeded. I mean a real suck job.
Shooting into one’s own mouth is quite a thrill for the first time. You’re not sure what to expect for taste and the feeling the first time is a bit shocking.
I have seen a couple video guys blowing themselves even one guy able to tuck it under and fuck himself lucky fuckers gifted