Small penis in the shower
Back in the 1980,s i belonged to a health club. One night our club was having a party with another club. Both club members worked out and then went up to the bar for drinks and snacks after getting cleaned up. I was the last person in the mens locker room and taking a shower. Back then the shower room was communal. Well i was soaping up my penis and balls, when i heard female voices coming from the locker room. I was washing my penis, so it was a little bit bigger than flaccid BUT it still was about 2.5 ins. instead of my normal 2ins. and not much bigger in girth than normal which is about the size of a quarter! All of a sudden five women in their 20,s and 30,s was staring at my soapy small penis and balls. All of them got a good look, because i stopped washing my dick, because i didnt want them to think i was trying to jerk off. They stood there staring at my penis for a longer time than i think they should have under the circumstance. Finally the women said sorry they didnt know anyone was in there. When they were leaving the locker room, i heard one of the women say did you see the size of his penis? Thats the smallest dick i have ever seen on an adult man! All of them started laughing and saying they were glad that their husbands dicks were no where that size. When i finally got up stairs to the bar, a lot of the people had grins on their faces! I was so embarrassed. But the funny thing is over the years when i think back about it, i still get a hard on.
Sounds too much like an episode of Seinfeld...."I WAS IN THE POOL!" George Costanza