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I Was Born With 2 Cocks
Since there are so many fake stories on this site I am going to join the group.
I was born with 2 dicks. You can imagine all the hardships that creates in my life. Doctor's are baffled. They won't do surgery on me because they think removing 1 of my dicks would put the other dick in shock causing it to fall off leaving me with zero dicks. Life really sucks for me.
Sex is problematic as you can well imagine. Sometimes during sex 1 dick gets rock hard while the other just sags. When I do get double-boners I can fuck the pussy & ass at the same time. The problem is that all the blood required for 2 boners makes my blood pressure dangerously low.
I need a woman with 3 boobs for a proper "titty-fuck." Just snuggle my 2 hard cocks in between those 3 tits for a unique sexual experience.
Well, I have to take a piss so I am going to end my sad story.
Most men want a bigger dick. I just want 1 dick to call my own!!!
Neither one is yours!!
You’re a twatwaffle.
My wife has both sex organs or so it seems. She's a SSBBW, over 500lbs with what is known as clitoromegaly. That's when a woman's clit is abnormally enlarged. My wife was born with this condition and it comes from being exposed to too much testosterone in the womb and unfortunately it is exacerbated by her PCOS which also causes her to gain tons of weight. It turns out that her mom and grandmother have this issue as well but not nearly as bad as my wife. Basically her clit looks like a penis and while in most cases, an enlarged clitoris is still relatively small, about 1" to 2" aroused, my wife's is huge. The largest clit on record is 12" long my wife's was close to 9" in length at it's largest. That's not a record but it's damn close, too close if you ask her. We have to put an Rx estrogen cream on it everyday to try to shrink it and keep it under control. It has reduced in size somewhat as it's down to about 6" now but it's still waaaay too big. Unfortunately in it's blown up state it is hyper sensitive and if it rubs against her underwear it sends her into the stratosphere. That's one of the reason that we keep her so fat. Her huge fupa shields her big clit from rubbing on anything that will over stimulate the damn thing. So now I am stuck with an enormously fat wife who complains constantly about her huge clit, her enormous weight and her inability to live a normal life. I love the bitch to death and she is the mother of my children so what am I to do? I guess I just have to live and deal with it.
Stop complaining... A big fat wife with a huge clit sounds like a dream come true.
And yet I'm intrigued and wanna suck both of them at once.