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What would you say
I was showing a woman a flat to rent, she was saying lots of positive things, when she looked out the window she said, I noticed that shop when I arrived, that’s very convenient, it was a beauty shop, she said I love having my bits wax, can’t stand stubble I need to have a silky smooth pussy, then asked me if I was a smooth pussy fan.
Yes I said, she went on saying oh it’s hygienic and it always looks neat and tidy and it feels amazing having it done.
Got me thinking when I left, what if I was to say something like what she said to a customer I would be sacked, or for the police to be called.
Can you imagine it, yeah love having my nuts and ass waxed, makes my nuts feel free.
She accepted the offer so all good.
You missed your chance, should have talked her up, might have had a great session (or 20) with her.
You missed out man, she wanted you to see it! Should've ate that bald monkey!