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This happened a few years ago, me and my girlfriends went for drinks, 3 of us happily chatting away two guys approached us, one was really good looking the other was skinny greasy looking hair and awful dress sense.
Not being rude we made light conversation, the good looking guy was doing all the talking, he was being nice and wasn’t chatting us up, he seemed genuine, when the skinny guy started chatting he was funny and really clever, he had us all in stitches never laughed so much.
We spent the whole evening with them and I was really liking the skinny guy, his humour was brilliant.
When we left the two guys left with us, the skinny guy was holding my arm and still making us all laugh.
I wasn’t drunk but had a few, I said to the skinny guy come in and we all continued chatting,
I went upstairs to wee and when I came out skinny guy was there, I just started kissing him, we went into the bedroom and had sex.
I can honestly say I’ve never had a cock that big, I can remember guiding it into me the size of it in my hand was huge.
It was a little painful at first but once things got going it went in deep, it was not possible for me to take any more in both directions and it was over pretty quickly.
I was feeling tender the next day like walking on air between my legs if that makes any sense.
I told my friends the next day and they didn’t believe me.
Went to visit my son in college, my gf came with me so I wasn’t alone. The night before returning home, we went to a sports bar with my son and his friends, my son left early with this girl. Long story short, we all exchanged social media accounts, one of them hit me up making sure we got back to the hotel room. My friend Stef wanted to get laid, so I invited him up.
I went to sit in the rental while they did it. He texted me when they were done, when I came back to the room he was getting out of the shower, we chatted, Stef was fast asleep. Mark confessed to me I was the one he wanted, and had been jerking off to my pics off Sean’s fb account. I finally gave in, I was horny too, mark said he used his only condom on Stef, I replied I had a hysterectomy, and he did not disappoint. He left me shaking with pleasure in just 20 mins. He recorded me sucking his dick, we fucked once more before he left, and dumped his load inside me.
He also kept my clothes that night even my socks. We’ve been texting back and fourth, I’m going to visit again in a few weeks, this time Stef will need her own room, and Mark has a friend for her
I spent a weekend with a gal I met while out of town away from my wife. She was average sized, not petite, certainly not overweight either. My dick is about average length but very thick (I'm told). We had lots of sex. I mean when we were together, my dick was in her for hours at a time. We spent 4 days together and on our last day she said she needed a week to recover. She had a hard time walking.
Boy, was the sex with her great.
Those are such sweet memories, loving so intense that time seems to stand still. It’s like Oh my, everyone must think we’re fooling around, we been away so long. Then you discover it’s been less than five minutes, but you have gone thru a whorl wind of emotions.
That's a funny story. The first time that I stumbled in my marriage was sort of similar set of circumstances. We were at the club, three couples and three singles guys, great time dancing and drinking. All the guys worked together, two of the singles were handsome and good dancers, the one guy was a bit obnoxious, didn’t get a lot of his humor till I’d had a few drinks.
We went back to one of the couple’s apartment, the drinking continued also banter and the guys telling war stories. It was getting late husband was knotting out, so I thought that I’d go to the bathroom and then we’d leave so I went to the downstairs bathroom and as I came out there was that guy, I have no idea why but suddenly the chemistry I felt was intense, we kissed, went back in the bathroom and he fucked me silly. He certainly didn’t look it, but was well endowed, knew what he was doing because everything he did to me just made me not want to stop. That was the only bummer, I didn’t realize how much I wanted this but there was this voice in the back of my mind that kept time, time, time.
We both had a simultaneous lip biting orgasms, He gave me a kiss, a longing look and left. When I got back upstairs, it was like nobody missed me.