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Cum on money
When I was younger I was pretty dumb but full of cum. I'd leave for work early and stop and have a wank before going into work. I worked in a produce section of a grocery. I got the idea to include the McDonalds drive through girls involved. I'd cum on my money, then go through drive through handing them the bills with cum on them. One girl thought she had got food or something on her finger and picked her finger and gave me a strange look. I ended this stupid stuff ehen I was a little older but at 16, I had strange shit I felt I needed to do. I caught one of the stockers jerki g off in the back one time. We got the idea to cum on some of the produce. We also would have wank sessions and eat each others cum. I know most could've landed us in jail but we were under 18 so felt like Noone could touch us.
I like to cum on things in hotel rooms knowing others will touch them. TV remotes, door handles, sink/shower handles, and of course I ALWAYS cum in the ice bucket.
Gross. Sick. Filthy. Disgusting. Criminal.Pointless. Stupid.
That's why i confessed anonymously. It was bad but fun at the time. I was raped by my dad feom around 9 until 15. My mind was on a bad place. I about committed suicide many times. I'd dare say had I not met my wife I might have. Thr knky thing even remotely crazy I do now is I always eat my own cum off and out my wife.