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When I travel on the weekends and stay in different hotels, I purposely wait for the hotel cleaning lady to get on my floor right by my room and started fucking as hard as I can so she has no choice but to listen to my girl scream and hear that ass clapping from the back. I definitely enjoy fucking through the night especially when there’s a cheering competition or something in town, and all the hot cheering moms come into town and stay. I’ll make sure I pay for an escort with a huge ass so I can make it clap super loud, and I always offer to pay extra for them to scream and talk dirty as hell. Some people I’m sure love it, and I’m sure some can’t stand it but that’s always been my life and hobby. Put headphones on if you’re in the room next to me!
When my wife was 24 - her boss took her to Wash. D.C.....on business. To fuck her!
He fucked and fingered her everywhere they went. Had her remove her panties at a fancy restaurant, fingered her in a cab. Had her suck him in an elevator while he fingered her butt as she was bent over., etc.
In the hotel - he ordered room service. At the door he spoke to the kid, then gave him something. The young guy came over to where she was laying naked under the sheet (he'd "just fucked me silly and sore!") pulled down the sheet and started fondling her B-cup puffy breasts! Then he sucked on them for a long time until her boyfriend/boss couldn't take it any more. Pulled him off her, gave his another 50 to shut up.....and flipped her over and butt fucked her, "Hard! - It hurt! He hurt me on purpose! Roared when he came in my poor bottom!"
I used to be quiet when the maid would knock on the door and let her catch me fuckin but never really got off on that, I’d rather her be on the same floor for a while and listen to everything because I make it nasty and loud. I love the younger adult cleaning ladies that have to hear it, I stayed in a hotel in Maryland not to long ago and a young lady that was gorgeous was cleaning the room next to me for about an hour and listened to some crazy sex. That was the best so far, she definitely listened and liked it by the way she stayed so long. The rooms weren’t big at all so she went through the other rooms very quickly. Usually it’s a Mexican lady, and they all look the same. But I found a lot of hotels with beautfiul ladies.
I love it when im in a room and hear people having good, loud, sex next door. If alone i stroke along with them, if im with someone, we listen and get turned on, then return in kind.
As a former hotel housekeeper, I actually love this. Making loud noises means I don't have to clean or even interrupt. The scary ones are the ones who stay quiet and then show up naked with erections. You can't help worrying if you are about to get raped. I usually NOPE out of there.
My favorite time though, was when a fully dressed man very politely asked if he could masturbate to me as I went about my business cleaning his unit. Since he asked so nicely, I agreed. I found I actually liked it, even as weird as it was.
Love your post, honest and straight forward. I consider myself a gentleman and agree that no matter how horny you are there is no need to be disrespectful or crude. I used to travel a lot and stayed at one motel fairly regular because of work in that area. I asked the front desk clerk once if she would like to come up after her shift for a drink and relax. She said yes she would like that, but, “What do you mean by relax”? My reply was get comfortable and get to know one another. We had known each other over the months and were obviously attracted to one another and both single. Her name is Becky and she hade the largest breasts of anybody I had ever met, a little chunky, gorgeous eyes and smile. After her shift, around 9:PM she came up and we began small talk and shared a bottle of wine. She asked me if it would be OK to take off her shirt since it was warm in the room and I of course said no problem. OMG… wearing a granny style bra with huge deep cleavage and a couple of belly rolls. I said “You are absolutely beautiful”. Becky wasted no time and replied “thank you, I didn’t think you would mind. Then she shocked me by asking me “would you mind if I watched you masturbate while I take my bra off”. I gulped and told her that would wonderful and stood up and removed all my clothes and laid on the bed. I couldn’t believe how relaxed and comfortable I was I her company. I grabbed my 8” un-cut cock and started stroking myself. Becky stood up from the table and unleashed her massive 44DD tits and started playing with them as she watched me. We hadn’t even shared a kiss yet! She then walked to the side of the bed, leaned over me and kissed me saying “I do want to fuck you but not tonight, there should be plenty of time for that in the near future”. She let me play with her huge tits for a while, sucking and squeezing on them as she stroked my cock. She moved to be bottom of the bed, put her hand down her tights and started fingering herself while she sucked my cock.
I leave my drag clothes out for the naids to see. I've had a few come back and ask to see me dress up. Usually ends in sex if they make me up! I had 1 call her husband to join us.
Can I knock and watch?