Funny moments 2

Continued from part 1:
Again my wife's best friend one night about 5-6 years after college convinced me and her husband to compare penis size knowing full well I was considerably larger, My wife and her best friend were drunk as shit and her husband and I stood up and dropped our pants right in their kitchen, We stood side by side while her and my wife inspected our dicks, Mine is about 7.5" long and quite thick, Circumsized and rough and veiny, His is about 6", Not very thick and had foreskin like an ant eater. We were both 1/2 or 3/4 hard as we had drank quite a bit but my wife's friend grabbed mine in one hand and her husbands in the other and said "geeeezuuus, Felling the difference is considerably more convincing than seeing it', My wife reached out and took both from her and squeezed them both, She nodded her head, they spent maybe 5 minutes fondling our dicks and talking about them, Her husband was not bothered by the fact mine was bigger.
I don't remember what we were doing there but one night me, My wife, Her best friend and her best friends husband were at my parents townhouse after getting very drunk, My wife and I were sleeping in the spare room and they were on the old pullout couch, My parents were gone for whatever reason, I don't know why I don't remember what led to us being there but....My wife and I were laying in bed and we could hear the pullout couch squeaking, We were giggling about them fucking on my parents pullout couch and then it went quiet, We heard someone go into the bathroom and then come out, Her best friend came in and said "Move over", My wife and I shuffled over and she slid in beside my wife, My wife asked what was up and she said "Fuckin asshole came on my face, He can sleep by himself", I chuckled and my wife elbowed me, Her friend said "Oh ya, Oh ya, Cum on her face and see what happens", I said "I do Lots" and my wife elbowed me, Her friend was surprised and we laid there laughing about it as they discussed it and her friend was very disgusted that her husband had done it to her without asking, She said "that is a shower only activity" and then we all slept in the same bed.
My wife had another friend who looked like Katy Perry, No jokes, Very similar looking with dark hair, Piercing blue eyes and freckles, Great body very similar to my wife, Super hot but dumb as a stick, She got knocked up and had the baby but he left before it was born, She had come to our house to show off the baby, We were all hanging out in the basement and then when she left we went to the entry way, I was a few seconds behind my wife and as I got to the stairs my wife looked at me with one eyebrow up, I looked past her and her friend was putting the baby in the stroller, She was bent over and we could see her whole pussy, It was nice, Pink and fuzzy, Not shaved but trimmed very short, Dark pink lips and a little bit of light pink lips sticking out, She kept apologizing "Sorry, Just need to figure out these straps" My wife just looked at me, I shrugged and nodded my head, She scowled and then looked and nodded her head. Afterward she said "Well....You got a show today", I laughed and said "Ya, Sure did", She said "Do you like her pussy?", I said "Sure, It looked nice", My wife said "Ya, Haha, I mean...I'm not into girls but she does have a nice looking pussy".
Another time one with not as nice of one was at our house, Sitting on the deck in a short skirt bawling because she was shit faced drunk and her boyfriend had dumped her, She had at least 10 instances where she accidentally flashed her pussy to us, After she left my wife and I were laying in bed and she said "I hope she is ok" I said "ya", My wife said "How is it always me who gets flashed", I burst out laughing and she said "Ok, So...you seen her pussy a lot today...thoughts?" I said "Ok, I don't want to b rude but...She has an ugly pussy", My wife's eyes got big and she said "right?, I thought so too", She is an average built blonde with reasonably big tits and a nice body, Nice ass, and her tits are nice, A year or so later we went skinny dipping with her and the guy she was dating then who is friend of my wife's and she introduced them, We were sitting on the beach after and her towel kept falling off and I seen her tits a dozen times or so, Bigish, Firm and big, Pink nips, Nice tits.
My wife's cousin who rubbed one out on our couch came and stayed over for a night, Got trashed and passed out face down on the bed with the door wide open and buck naked, I woke up and walked past, Looked in and seen her nice, Bald, Pink full innie pussy and her amazing ass and sexy back.
One night when my wife and I were in our mid to late 20's we went out and got drunk, Her friend was there and didn't drink at the time, She gave us a ride home and I was whispering to my wife about talking her friend into a threesome which we had never done and my wife had no interest in doing but I still always kept trying, She told me "if you can convince her I will do it", I had never had an offer like that from her but her thinking was that I would never be able to convince her friend to do it who I didn't know at the time was a 20 year old virgin, We dropped off one friend and my wife jumped in the front seat as she drove us across town to our house, We were laughing and joking and I ended up reaching around her seat from behind and groping her as she was driving. She was laughing and whatever and I ended up pulling her top down and pulling one of her large tits out, She was a different looking brunette, A bit thick but had big tits, She let me play with her tits as we drove and my wife was laughing and joking as we drove, When we got to our house I sat in the middle of the back seat and leaned forward, I said "Why don't you come inside?", My wife sat looking out the passengers window and her friend said "Ok" We went inside and my wife excused herself from the room, I asked if she wanted to join us in the bedroom, She said "Oh man, I don't think so". I told her my wife went to the bedroom and left it to me to convince her to join us, She was like "Oh Jesus, I don't...No I couldn't..." I said "would this help convince you" and stood up pulling out my cock, She stared at it and took a deep breath letting it out, She looked up at me and said "Oh man, I just...Jesus that's a big dick...I just don't think I can" I got her to hold it and stroke it a bit as I pulled her tits out and played with them but then she said "I cant, I have to go" and bolted in a panic, I went to the bedroom and my wife was laying there under the covers naked and looking at me nervously, I came in and said "well....That didn't work", She sighed a breath of relief and said "thank gawd", We both laughed and then I fucked her.
My wife's best friend with the big tits showed up at our house on night drunk after the bar, She had been divorced for about a year, She rang the doorbell and we let her in, She was laughing and telling us she went home with a guy and they were getting busy, She said she was on her knees and topless, He pulled out his dick and it was tiny, she said "I didn't want to be rude so I sucked him off but thankfully he was too drunk to come so I let him jerk it furiously on my tits".
My wife's cousin we walked in on tanning nude had come to stay with us for a full week and I was laying in bed one morning after sleeping in and she showered and then walked right past our door with the towel around her waist and her big, Beautiful tits showing, She didn't even notice us laying in bed and my wife just looked at me, reached under the covers and grabbed my dick which was already hard before I even seen her and she just shook her head and looked at me, I said "Oh come on, She has the greatest tits I have ever seen and a frickin porn star body".
We stayed one night at her older sisters cabin and we went for a walk late at night, Came back and walked up from the lake side, We seen her sister topless riding her husband and my wife just giggled and covered her mouth, She made a wide swing around the window and I walked right past and looked in, She is basically identical to my wife with small, Saggy tits and salami slice areolae with pencil eraser nips.
My wife came and woke me up one night to carry her friend in from the cab, She was a heavy lift but as I carried her in one of her big tits was right on the edge of popping out of her dress, As I waited for my wife to open the door I shook her friend a little and her tit slipped right out, Big, Fat tits, Big dark areola, Big hard, Dark nip and when we got inside my wife tried to put it back in her dress as I kicked my shoes off, She grabbed ahold of her big tit and tried stuffing it back in her dress but it was a no go, I carried her t the bedroom and flopped her on the bed and we left her.
I am sure there are more and as I think of them I will post them.

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