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Wife's sleep panties...
My wife woke up before me to shower for work. When I finally got the bathroom her panties she slept in were on the floor. Of course I grabbed the pair to sniff them. They were wet, immediately recognizable as her piss. They were so wet they had cloudy and splotchy medium yellow stains. I rubbed them all over my beard and lips, even licking their salty goodness. All day I could smell her pee in my facial hair. One day, I'm going to get her to pee into my mouth, not a drop will hit the floor if I get my way! The rear of the pair faintly had the scent of her asshole, enough to pull off my shorts and masturbate my hard cock. The pee and asshole combo were instant fuel to stroke myself!
Yummy, I love panty sniffing and licking! Before I moved south away from the cold winters about 7 years ago, I had found a sweet cute college gal through Craigslist that was selling her dirty panties to help her get by $ wise. The first time, after a few emails, we met at a coffee shop and I bought a pair from her, but instead of just a quick exchange as I thought it would be, she said, you seem like a very nice older gentleman, let's just chat for a bit. After a real nice chat, she said, I don't usually do this, and I don't want to date you, but, i want to swap phone numbers for texting only and would really appreciate some personal feedback about my panties and how you enjoyed them.
We text/talked about how I enjoyed masturbating while sniffing and licking them, but that I'd like a little variety beyond just the daily worn smell, such as her cum from masturbating in them, pissing in them, and even some carelessly wiped poop stains. She came through magnificently! Eventually we even progressed to me being such a good customer that she was willing to have live phone masterbation sessions with me free of charge!
Damn I miss her!
Catch her peeing on the toilet and don't let her get the paper to wipe. Just get down on your knees and pull her crotch to your mouth. Suck and lick her golden piss clean from her. For a bonus, wipe her ass with your tongue, as sometimes the piss trickles back there, and hey her asshole is probably a tad dirty anyways!
Yes! Worship both her tasty holes! Make sure she has no TP to start.
Definitely get in there and clean that pussy and asshole!
I'm getting an erection just reading this!
Jerk off material, thanks
Ohh honey, that's so romantic