Sleeping wife

I like waking up early and sticking my cock in my sleeping beauty putting slutty eyeshadow on her then giving her a cum facial.

I would do this in bed sometimes nextbto the wife if I woke up and had to stroke it. Id make sure she was sleeping then pull my pants down, or off, and stroke as quietly as I could next to her. Sonetimes I would even kneel in bed jerking it, it being dark and all, til i had to come. It would get me even hornier if I fantasized she was listening and getting wet and secretly rubbing herself

Must be fairly common; I still do this with my wife and used to do it to my daughter before she got married.

Where do you cum?