The Good Old Days...

Living in the the old days were and are the best days, but rapes are a no no.

What you call the good old days I call the dark ages. I assume based on your comment you are a rapist. I’m sure you realize almost all rape is a function not of sex but dysfunctional psychology, usually inflicted by sociopaths. That you don’t realize you need help is one of the illness’ characteristics.

I never had a woman complain who played hard to get.
And none of my lady employees ever quit.

It’s possible they never even noticed given the exceedingly small size of your penis.

I’m sure they stayed because you were such a great boss, not because they needed a job to eat and pay rent.

Same here.
Brett K.