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Observant mother in law
My wife and her mom are pretty uninhibited and will talk about almost anything without being even a little embarrassed. Needless to say I have heard them discuss a lot of things over time.
It didn’t surprise me when her mom, who often stares at my bulge, asked my wife how big my caulk is. She said she knows it’s big because she can see it through my clothes. Next thing I know my wife calls me over and without warning pulls my shorts down and says there you go.
Her mom says to get closer to her because she doesn’t have her glasses on and my wife pushes me in her direction. Without hesitation her mom grabs it and lifts it as if she is weighing it and says how big and heavy it is. Then she says how about when it is hard as she started stroking it.
Then she leads me by my erection over to a drawer and pulls out a cloth tape measure. A little over 8” long as she wraps around to check girth and says a bit over 6” around. She kept stroking it until I shot across the kitchen table
My wife told her mother that I had a big dick after they both saw a clip of a naked man in a video that my wife had been sent,I saw the video myself and the guy had a good sized dick,Diane my mother in law picks up our daughter on a Wednesday from school and stays at our house until I get home from work,she told me that our daughter wasn't feeling well in school and that she had picked her up earlier and she had been sleeping all afternoon,ok thanks I said then Diane asked me if I wanted a cup of coffee,if you don't mind yes I answered,I closed the living room door and joined Diane out the kitchen,hard day at work she asked,bet you get really sweaty doing your work don't worry about me if you need to have a shower I won't look I promise even after what Jane told me about you! Oh yeah I said,id always wanted to fuck Diane even though she was in her late 60's she was still a smart woman,I've asked her for a photo of it because I don't believe her she giggled, why a photo I said and pulled out my dick! I wasn't expecting that Diane said,so she was telling the truth as my dick got harder, I persuaded her into tossing me off,im hoping it leads to more
My wife and I have been playing with chastity and she locks me up on weekends pretty often. The sex on Sunday is crazy! One Saturday she told her mom that I was wearing it. I was extremely embarrassed. I denied it but she knew. I was challenged to show my mother in law to prove it but I refused. For punishment, wife kept me locked until Monday morning before leaving for the office. What a mind fvck!
Sounds like a good mother-in-law... and wife