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My ex’s hoover/vacuum fetish
I have a story about an ex boyfriend that I’d like to share anonymously that I kept to myself during the relationship and ever since we broke up but I feel it’s time to share.
As the subject suggests my ex had a thing for the
Hoover. It all became apparent one of the first times I stayed over at his the next morning he got up to do some cleaning. I was minding my own business on my phone and all of a sudden I felt Henry the hoover sucking on my toes (in hindsight he had a foot fetish too). Initially I was a bit taken aback but thought he was just messing around. He went on and continued to hoover me, I only stopped him after he sucked my boob with it, he said he was just getting all the cat fur of me 🙄.
I couldn’t help but notice he was rock hard through his shorts. I questioned if this turned him on? He went bright red, laughed it off said no and went back to cleaning.
A few days later I was on his laptop and found that he had been watching hoover porn! I didn’t even know this existed, he was watching videos of girls using hoovers on their 🐱 or using them to give men blowjobs.
I confronted him about it and he did admit to his kink. I have quite an open mind about things and I asked him (after some wine) if he wanted me to use the
Hoover on him, no way was I getting head from
Henry. He duly obliged and it’s safe to say I’ve never been able to look a Henry hoover in the eye since after using one to suck off a man.
The relationship all came to a head when one day I found his secret onlyfans account where he was paying for custom hoover porn videos. Weirdly he seems to be into Henrys (rather than hetty) as he asked the girls what type of hoover they had and if it was a Henry that sealed the deal.
Thanks for taking the time to read.
Maybe if you gave amazing head he wouldn't have had to Hoover.