Carefree highway she means it

I met this lady in Vegas at the Caesars Palace. She was a professional gambler. I don't know how anyone could make a living as a professional gambler in Vegas. The house always wins they say. Well I was playing video blackjack and I was not doing that well. I lost what I had planned on gambling for the whole night. I went to the video poker machine and allotted myself $100. I was no doing that well it was quarter machine and I was doing 25 cent bets. This beautiful young lady taps my shoulder and says dude your bets are set wrong you need to set maximum bet. I did not want to do maximum bets. I changed it to maximum bet a woman this beautiful could be a good thing. I hurry up and run out of money to bet and walk out with her. I start playing again. This woman has become my video poker tutor. Seriously she is telling me what to do, I am winning every time. I thought I knew how to play poker boy was I wrong. I was up just past $500 and she said, "ok you got it now I got to go." I grabbed her hand and said please don't how about you help me get past $1000 and I will buy you dinner. She says "I already did the buffet but I will hang out just a little bit longer" I could not believe it I was passing $3000 I closed it and grabbed my ticket. She was amazing it was all her. I was trying to think of something to say and she says "try this game video poker with side bets" I never did side bets before. I go on this video poker machine. I have credits on a card so I don't out my ticket with the winnings in from the last game am sceptical. I have 200 in credits on the card a promotion I got with some show tickets I purchased. She says something about the 200 and starting bet is 50 this is video poker with other virtual players. The players are real people and the dealer is a computer program automated. On the first bet you can place a side bet for any amount if a certain card comes up duces 7 and another she tells me to go 100 on the 7 side bet . Also 7 is wild. I get two cards everyone has to stay or fold. My cards are a 7heart queen heart. I can't remember if I bet again but the next card was 7club and I won 1000 just like that I cashed out the 1000 I did not continue with the bet on the poker hand. I guess I folded and took my side bet money. So we go to the cashier I get my money. As we exit the Caesars Palace casino I give her half of the side bet 500 dollars. She took it and tore it in half and dropped it on the ground. She told me she did not want my money. She started laughing at me. She said "don't go back in the casino until you learn the games" she continues "Don't take rides from bitches that will kick you out in the middle of the road" she gives me this look but I never responded. It was like she was waiting to see what I was going to say. If I had said something it was going to be over right then. I did not say anything the best response is no response I was taught by a very smart woman. I looked her over real quick while the silence was in play. A ten all day and she passed all the standard visual test. I wanted to respond about the getting kicked out of car incident but I held my lips tight. She broke the silence with "would you like to go on the ride of your life?" Yes hell yes what kind of ride I ask? She responds "A very fast car ride the best kind you get to stay in the car" We get in a taxi and she tells the driver exotic car rentals next to the race track.
She laughs at me and says that was just a joke handing me my five one hundred dollar bills back the ones I thought she tore up in front of my face. She says "the band" you probably never heard the song" I tell her I know the song cripple creek. She responds "correct answer, you just won a blowjob" I hardly blinked my eyes she was already going down on me in the back of the Cab.

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