What the wife was really doing
I’ve been at a 3rd shift job for about 6 years. My wife works day shift. She mentioned that she doesn’t like being at home alone at night. She asked if I would be ok if a girl friend stayed with her during the week. She says girl friend as in girl………friend. Not girlfriend. I told her I had no problem with that. She has a work friend that comes over pretty often. They go on calls together and work together. They come to the house to have dinner and finish up work.
She’s had her friend Carolyn over at night 5 nights a week for the past 8 months. Then a few weeks ago, I got home from work. Carolyn was in her car and was driving away. I walked in and noticed that my wife was asleep and naked. I got undressed and took a shower and then got in bed. She snuggled up and started to kiss me and rub her butt against my cock. I said, “I saw Carolyn drive away when I got home.” She said, “Yeah, she sneaks out while I sleep.” She pushed herself against my cock. I positioned it and slid it inside her. I said, “Did you get naked after she left?” She said, “No. I sleep naked. You know that.” I said, “You sleep naked with Carolyn in bed with you?” She said, “Well…yeah.” I said, “What does she wear?” She said, “She doesn’t wear anything either.” I said, “Are you two having sex?” She said, “You sure you want the answer to that?” I said, “Of course.” She said, “Ok. Yes, We have been having sex.” I said, “Is this a recent development?” She said, “No.” I said, “How many times?” She said, “Quite a few.” I said, “You told me you weren’t interested in women.” She said, “Yeah. Last time you asked if I was, that was the answer. Carolyn is my best friend and for the past several months…my lover.” I said, “So you love her?” She said, “Of course I do.” I said, “Are you IN love with her.” She said, “I very much enjoy my time with her. I don’t think I’d want to be with another woman. I suppose I am in love with her. You aren’t mad are you?” I thought for a few minutes then said, “No. I don’t think I am.” She said, “So you are ok with us having sex?” I said, “So long as she doesn’t replace me. I guess not.” She said, “I would never replace you babe. You will always be the only man in my life.”
The first thing you learn to do when working 3rd shift.
Knock on the front door and run around to the back. Catches them every time.
Cool, wish I had a wife that trough like that