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The panty thief...a man after my own heart
I was sitting in a small diner yesterday having breakfast. There were two forty something women in the next booth to me. They it was quiet in the diner and they were engaged in normal chitchat when the short haired blonde says to the other, " did I tell you last week my neighbors house was broken into"? The other asked "was there anything of value stolen"? The blonde replied "no not that they could find but all of her underwear were stolen". That got my attention and I listened closely. The blonde went on to say " even all of her dirty ones from her hamper". Now they have my full attention. the other went on to say" that is so gross, who would want someones dirty underwear, she must feel so violated". The blonde says" I had a boyfriend once who wanted my dirty underwear especially after sex to use them to get off when we were not together". I nearly fell out of my seat. That is me! The blonde went on to say " I thought that was so hot". I was looking right at her in awe. Then there was an awkward silence between the two. Then the other asked " do the cops have any suspects"? The cops said they figured it was somebody who knows her and has a thing for her. The she cops said its a fetish thing. I wish I had the nerve to ask the blonde out, she sounds like she would be into my pant sniffing thing.
Panties that recently contained ripe, moist, horny pussies are incredible.
After we married - I tossed all of my young wife's non-bikini panties and bought her all new bikini panties and thongs. She just laughed, "men are so strange!"
"That cute little ass of yours' must never be in anything bigger than little panties!"
Anyway...got my wife's bikini panties out of the dirty clothes hamper yesterday while she was at work. I often get her panties out of her drawer, and beat off while looking at them and imagining the sexy way she looks in them - especially after I pull her bikini panties up tightly into her butt while we're necking on the bed - before sex.
I found yesterday's little blue bikini panties, and brought them into the bathroom with the clean black lacey ones. Set them before me, started stroking ......then I took her used ones , found 2 blonde curls in them - put them in my mouth...and put the crotch against my face and smelled.....
Dammit! -- she must be using panty liners again!!....either that or she has the most leak-proof pussy in the neighborhood!
Bummmer...only the faintest hint of her sweet blonde cunt! But....at least some pubes to eat!
Another dirty panty sniffer, I love a hot, wet feminine scented panty to inhale and masturbate with
Nothing like a damp panty full of pussy and ass smell.