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Vacation Quickie
While on vacation last week, my wife and I were both semi drunk and very horny. We walked back to the cabin because we thought both kids were riding bikes around the resort with their friends for a quickie. I had my wife bent over the bathroom vanity and I was fucking her from behind when we heard the screen door slam shut. I pulled out quick and my wife collapsed to the floor. My daughter walked in and said, "what are you guys doing? mom, why are you on the floor?" I had grabbed a towel and said, "I'm about to get in the shower. Your mother came in to keep me company." Our daughter rolled her eyes and said, "whatever, you guys are weird. I came to ask if we could buy ice cream at the shop." I said yes and she left. My wife was mortified and I thought it was hilarious. We did not finish...
When I was maybe 12 I walked in on my parents going at it in full missionary style. I’ll never forget my dads suntan lined white ass pumping away furiously between moms spread legs and then as they realized I was there my moms leg flipping over dads head to roll over under the covers. Too late though, I saw her glistening pink pussy fresh from the hard fucking dad was giving her. I learned though. When we fuck, the door is locked.