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I am a Satanist that wants to spank fundies without their undies
Okay Jesus crispies, time for some truth! I grew up with a switch across my naked cheeks for not sitting perfectly still in church.
A place that I was made to go to because I might go to hell if I didn't.
Well, one day, Great Satan spoke to me in my intuitive voice. He showed me who the REAL emissaries of evil are! But he made it clear that they were not to be given up on. That some people just need a taste of what they gave people that were too young, weak and naive to fight back! Well, do any of you have the guts to submit to great Satan's whip!? Don't be scared. I won't beat you unfairly. Unlike you, I will stop when it makes sense to! BARE BUTT but only your butt. I'll never slap you across the mouth or break the skin on your thighs like your kind did to me! So unburden yourselves! Submit to great Satan's scourge!
Hello. I’m Satan.