]] Funny Nasty Mean Revenge [[
I cheated on my wife for over a year. I thought she knew nothing. She plotted her revenge as she waited and hoped my affair would cool off and maybe end.
Eventually she very enticingly said let’s have some kinky sex this weekend. Of course I was all right with that idea. She handcuffed me hands and feet to the bed while I was still fully dressed. She blindfolded me and proceeded to piss on me from head to my crotch. This was only the beginning of her nasty revenge.
She said I am leaving you now. When I arrive at the airport I’ll call you’re cheap whore and tell her the keys are in the toilet stool which I just shit and pissed in last night. I hope she can’t come for you for hours you cheating, smelly prick.
Then she was gone forever. Kinda funny but not really.
Haha I love it