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My wife left me home alone this past weekend to visit some family out of state. I invited my neighbor Mike over for some drinks. The hard stuff (both of us are avid bourbon guys). When things got fairly "loose," Mike commented on my wife's long legs and how he really looks forward to summertime when she's out and about in her denim cut-offs and walking shorts. I replied by telling him that I thought his wife Kathy was one of the hottest MILFs in the neighborhood...that she looks a lot like the porn star Brianna Beach in her younger days (before the fake boobs). After a long pause while Mike and I both knocked back our drinks, Mike asked me point blank if I ever beat off to thoughts of fucking Kathy...but before I could answer he said "because I beat off to thoughts of fucking your wife all the time."
"So show me," I said.
I started talking dirty about my wife and how I liked the idea of him fucking her. I started talking dirty about Kathy. Right then and there, he pulled his shorts down around his ankles and began stroking a really thick 8" cut cock. The dirty talk continued. Nothing was too crude or too raunchy as far as I was concerned. Mike didn't say much while I spewed my filth but he did grunt and groan a lot. I sat there fully clothed and watched, casually asking him questions about the things he and my wife do together when I'm not around. I told him about all the things that Kathy and I do when he's not around. Thank god we were in our kitchen because when he finally exploded there was cum everywhere...all over the countertop and all over the tile floor. A real mess!
I told Mike that he's welcome to come over anytime during the week while my wife is at work (I work out of a home office). We'll strip naked, walk around the house in the nude, and talk dirty about our wives. Maybe use their panties for beat off rags.
Mike said he likes this idea.
UPDATE: Thursday, June 2nd. Knowing that my wife is at work, Mike rings the doorbell at noon. Kathy is having lunch with some girlfriends and is expected to be gone for at least a couple of hours.
"Mind if I come in?," he asks with a Time Square sleazy smile on his face.
He proceeds to strip totally naked in our foyer and asks me to bring him a scotch. I go down into the basement where both my home office and bar are located. I strip naked in my office and come back upstairs with a bottle of Glenmorangie and two snifters. Mike is sitting on our couch edging his 8" THICK cut cock. My pathetic "little boy" cock (my wife's words, not mine) starts to twitch at the sight of him.
Mike says he thought I should know what my wife and I have been up to lately. Right here in our house when I've been gone on business trips.
Anybody interested in the details?
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My wife watches me and a friend of mine jacking each other off. We sit on the couch and she sits in a chair across from us. She plays with her tits and pussy as we jack each other off. I usually cum first then he does and he cums alot .he's not into eating his own cum but I don't mind doing it for him I lick my fingers as I wipe it off of him then my wife gives us both a kiss. He goes home until the next time we are together.
Since I'm bisexual (Mike is not), I'm hoping to convince him to cum on me so that I can lick it up. All over my face would be awesome!
Wish we were neighbours, I love the thought of guys getting off to my girlfriend
Tell me about your girlfriend. Describe her for me. If she sounds fuckable, I'll put up an entirely separate post where I tell you all about the filthy things that I do to her. I'll even give the post a title using both of your first names if you like.