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My son and daughter thought that my wife and I had only fucked each other since they knew that we started dating in college. They knew that we had started dating freshman year when we were both virgins. But what they didn't know was that we went separate ways and dated other people until we got back together in the spring of senior year. They also didn't know that we never fucked each other until senior year.
My son said that it was hard to find a girl that was still a virgin even during his freshman year of college and that he had never had sex with a virgin. I replied that I also had never had sex with a virgin. He said but you and mom were virgins when you started dating. I looked at my wife and she nodded so I told him that we didn't fuck each other since we were both inexperienced and we decided to date others who had experience to learn about sex. He asked about how many people we had sex with and I told him that I had sex with four women before their mother. Then my wife said that she had sex with eight guys before me. He asked me if it bothered me that his mother had sex with more people than me. I told him that it never did since I felt that I had benefitted from the fact that all of the guys had taught his mother a lot about sex.
What we didn't tell him was that his mother has had sex with around twenty more men while we dated and after we were married. I have fucked nine women during that time.
Yep too much info.
Too much information dude. That's messed up to talk about sex in so much detail with your kids.
Living the dream!
Id love to tell my son that his mother and I are swingers,we're both retired,id have great pleasure telling him she loves fucking younger men his age two and three at a time,plus I really want to fuck his wife!!
Why the hell would you want to tell your son about your sex lives? I can guarantee you he does not want to know and especially not the part about you wanting to fuck his wife. Unless he's a pervert like you and your wife. Just keep it to yourself dude.
Interesting. Did your wife tell you directly about her marriage affairs and whom with? Usually it's coworkers or the personal trainer.