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Heres a story about how I got with a girl recently named Jane, never told anyone for obvious reasons but Ill post here. I met her in passing when a mutual friend introduced us, I only saw her for a few minutes but I was instantly in a crush with her and she was a 10. We all left so quickly so I didnt get a chance to ask her out. Last week one of my friends invited me to the beach and said Jane would be there so I obviously agreed. I decided to flirt with her and ask her out there and to use my body to help me with that. What I mean is that Im fit and well endowed, so at the beach id be shirtless and swim trunks would make it pretty easy to show off that im hung.
When we got there I started flirting with her and she was enjoying it. I eventually split off so it was just the two of us and went into the water with her. As we started walking out my swimsuit started clinging to my large penis and showed a big bulge so I called out to get her attention so she could see it and when she turned around her eyes instantly went down to it. She didnt say anything but we both knew what she was thinking about. After that she was a lot more physical with me, touching my arm when we were talking.
I asked her out at the end and she said yes so we went on a date the next day. After we went back to my place and put on a movie but then just a few minutes later started making out. Then we started getting undressed and she said "i dont usually do this on the first date" and i said "what makes this different" and she said "ive been thinking about this ever since i saw you at the beach". After we had the best sex i ever had she told me it was the best she ever had and that i have the biggest dick she ever had.
I think im gonna use my big dick to make her my gf ;)
When we go to the beach my wife wears a white seethrough when wet bikini before we go she dies her pubes jet black I always stay with our towels etc. a long way from the water so when she comes out she walks past heaps of people getting a great deal of attention.
Well got to give it to you. My 5 inch pencil dick barley shows then in beach water well hides like a turtle .
I was sure my fat 7 incher was Jill's (wife) biggest. I brag to her during sex, 'bet you don't miss old boyfriends now" -- crap like that. She would just snicker. My Artsie Ivy my league Jill thought it was so sophomoric of me to brag about my big penis -- so I thought. I knew she had a fling with a much older married guy (bob) from work before me. WTF did she see in him, old enough to be her dad.
One day she had enough bragging. "As a math major I felt compelled to measure Bob's penis. It was 11 inches and fat as an 8 oz can of beer. " So you went with and old guy because of his huge penis?
DUH! That's what she said.
I put a tennis ball in my swimsuit for attention.
I put my big dick in my swimsuit for attention