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Naked pictures of ex girlfriend's mom
A few years ago when my ex-high school girlfriend was moving apartments I helped her and her mom pack her stuff up. Her mom accidentally left a box with nude polaroid pictures of her when she was younger in a throwaway pile and I found them. She eventually figured out I had them and demanded them back but to make a long story short we agreed that in exchange for "safekeeping" she would send me a nude shot of herself each month. I moved away a year ago but she's still keeping up her end of the bargain!
Elise and I at 18 are fucking away, she's riding me reverse cowgirl and her mom (Sue) walks -- OOPS! She's cool, figured we were doing it. Sends to the OBGYN 'Lil E is doing you know what -- get her some BC." -- She tells E you better marry him.. He's way big. We only ever saw Porn hard dicks -- and I was about the same size . She doesn't take her advice and dumps for a Med School guy. 5 years later I see Sue at the market, she's way chummy. Drink at my place? Sure, that's what she said. The next day, note under my door "enjoyed the sex sounds last night. Waited up to see your new prize leave, You should be helping her cross the street, not sticking your dick in her... LOL... Lilly-- 206"
Lilly was a FWB too.
Just knock her up