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Condo exposure
When my wife is out of town I like to put on a little silky camisole and silky pair of panties and walk around the condo and even sleep that way.
Last time I did this I forgot they were doing renovations on all the connected balconies, and I woke up to the sound of construction workers walking around, talking and hammering on things.
We always leave the blinds open because we live up high and can’t be seen from the ground.
Something about it was so exciting I decided to get up and stay that way all day, scampering around in my girly underthings in full view of the strong manly workers just on the other side of the glass.
My wife in college did some poll dancing and strip tease. Her adviser begged her not to do it. She loved every second second of it, even when guys felt too much. So her football linemen boyfriend set up parties, mostly old guy birthdays. She liked that even more, No liquor license to lose, she strip naked. The BF her bouncer. All that in her rear view. So I thought.
We're at a beach rental, construction next door. She's sunning on the deck in a thong. She's loving the whistles, strip club dog whistles to her. She downloads Beatles Birthday -- her party strip song, blasts it and strips for them. The saw she was drinking beer, They leave us case of Heineken.
I'm a bi guy and love jerking off if there are construction guys doing work on our house. I imagine them catching me and using me to satisfy their sexual needs. I would do ANYTHING for them.....if only they knew. I'm now divorced and live alone. I had a guy here doing work on my water heater recently. I kept dropping hints talking about but pipe, and ask if he belongs to the pipe fitters union. It was especially exciting when we engaged talking about some parts that were male and female pipe fittings. He seemed to be unaware but then suddenly said "Do you want to blow me"? I just looked at him and said "So much". He just laughed and unzipped and pulled it out. I dropped to my knees and sucked him off. He was not real big but I don't care about size anyway. He blew the biggest fucking load which I wasn't expecting from a small dick (not that it works that way I realize). Plus he gave no warning.....just blasted. Caught me off guard but not my first rodeo so I happily gulped it down and we were done. I told him to stop by any time he is in the neighborhood and in need and once in a while he does. That's the extent of our relationship. He comes in, I drop to my knees and suck him off. He leaves. I only know his name because his uniform says "Dan".
Oh that is exciting to think about
Were you gonna satisfy them if they became excited?