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Accidental Shootings
I was cleaning my cock before sex and it accidentally went off in my hand. I stalled in the bathroom until she went sleep. My worst date ever.
HOW CAN YOU CUM BY JUST CLEANING YOUR COCK ??? YOU MUSH BE A 2 SECOND FUCK.
MUSH?
Clearly you’re an imbecile with a 2” cock. (And that’s when it’s hard.)
“Guilty As Charged.” Dewey Cox