Account Login
On ThePornDude Hall-of-Fame
Weird Landlords
I was new to the area and needed a cheap rental place. It was a depraved area but the rent was in my budget. This older married couple had an upstairs studio in their house and the bathroom was down the hall. I could hear them argue between them from time to time. I sometimes went down the hall nude to use the bathroom. I've been caught by by both of them while going to bathroom nude. They invited me to eat with them one evening. The wife was acting somewhat weird around me. She stood behind me and began massaging my shoulders. Then the husband surprised me by saying, "You got a big cock and my wife wants to be used by you." " Yes I do! " smiled the wife. I was in shock hearing this from such an old couple.
They began telling me that would ease up my rent payments if I'm willing to get involved with them. The wife leaned over me rubbing my privates. I never thought I be involved in something like this but getting a discount on my rent and getting my rocks off was something that intrigued me a bit. "What the hell, I'm game for it. " I told them.
The wife exposed the biggest fattest nipples a woman could have. I reached up and flicked them. We went into the bedroom and was asked to show my endowment. The husband sat in a chair and watched his wife work on my cock."That's a big dick! You want That? " Yes, it's something I want to try instead of what you been giving me. " said the wife while I was sucking her nipples and her pulling on my dick. Her husband pulled out his dick and played with it while watching us. She pulled me on the bed wanting to see me rub my dick across her nipples while her husband jerked over her head watching me.
He then grabbed my dick and took over rubbing her flat chested tits with it and guided it to her mouth and rubbed her face with it. She arched up and he rubbed her wrinkled snatch with it making her clit erect. "She's ready! " as he held it as I shoved it in.
Until I landed a better paying job, I didn't mind them getting the use of my cock and how perverted some older people are.
While I was in England for higher studies, I rented a room with one common toilet. My divorced landlady aged in her late 50s was a gorgeous piece of thing for my age (24). She moved around her house in casuals and often bumped each other while using toilet in the morning and late night. When we gt used to each other under the same roof. It was a January cold night. She was checking me whether I was warm enough. I answered in the negative. She told me that she will make arrangement to make me warm. Soon I felt a warm firm body next to me - cuddling me from behind! I turned around to face her. We had great sex for the rest of the night. And had a wonderful sex life for nearly three years next.
Did she take it up the arse ?
Of course your mum did. How else would you have been conceived ya silly wanker!?
I discount rents occasionally for certain voyeuristic activities. Renters need help from time to time.
We’re ALL perverts and we all get OLD.