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Jack n Jill Together?
Too much hate on Naughty Posts. Can’t we just all get along and masturbate together?
A gooey good time, had by all
How about this -- My wife Saint Joan just gave me my blowjob # 7,021 -- She's a CPA and devout Catholic -- loves blowjobs a little more than I do. She writes every one down in a special BJ notebook. Once a month she confesses how many she gave, Catholics are prohibited from partaking in oral. Does the priest look at you a little funny? I ask. 'Sure, since high school, they're guys -- I signed up for that. I get through it.' I wonder if we should be in some record book --
In case your wondering, how many before me. I asked "Plenty" -- Funny thing, the night we met. She was across the bar giving her bottle of Michelob a near blowjob and snickering at me. Not that night, but first date she went down.