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Distressed Damsel’s Soaked Panties
I was late night bank fishing at the lake.
University students would frequent the area drinking, screwing and such. I could see this one couple silhouetted in their car going at it hot and heavy for over two hours. Didn’t appear to be screwing but it was apparently a very intense make-out session.
About 2:30 am they tried to leave. The battery was dead. They asked me for a jumpstart stating they had no money to pay me. The girl was doing all the talking. A lady in need makes me a bit horny anyway. So I toyed with her. “You got any beer or booze?” No she said. “ How bout some weed?” Again disappointedly she said no. I acted reluctant to help just for nothing in return.
I said with a mischievous smile, “ Tell you what...make an old guy happy and peel off those panties, give em to me and I’ll get you and your date on your way.”
She didn’t hesitate. Went behind the car and came back with them hanging from one finger. They took off and left me with the panties and the jumper cables.
I immediately noticed the weight of the panties. The crotch was saturated with wet, stickiness. A quick sniff test verified it was not semen. What a trophy!
Caught seven sand bass that night also.
You would be better if you fucked the sand bass before even touching them nasty panties. Never thought I would meet someone that would not just help someone with a boost. You would be the first!
Did your mom’s panties smell like dead carp when you would take them off her with just your teeth?