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Sex advice to mother
I was so shocked at the conversation between me and my mother! She divorced dad 2 years ago,mum is 62 and has begun to date new guys,she popped in for her usual Sunday cup of tea and chat,she tells me that she's been seeing this guy for a few weeks but there's a catch she said! Don't be cross with me dear,he 20 years younger than me,so I said mum that means he's my age!! Well you know she says laughing,and he doesn't half go in the bedroom!! Mother!! That's the thing luv,he's going on about putting it up my bum! But I've never done it before,have you tried it with Paul (my husband) awkward moment!! Umm yes I replied,really!! Whats it feel like? This was the first time we'd ever talked about sex with each other and I didn't think it would come at 42 years old!! To be honest with you mum it's amazing but you've got to be relaxed! OK luv thanks for the advice,finished her tea and off she went! I told my husband about it and he just laughed calling her a dirty old fucker!! 2 weeks went by before she called in on a Sunday! Everything OK mum I said? I should say so dear!! With a big smile on her face,you said it felt amazing you weren't joking were you! Omg wow,we haven't stopped all week,Jesus Christ mother do you really need to tell me this!! You didn't mention about sticking my fingers in my fanny!! Enough I said!! What haven't you tried it before luv? Of course have but that's not the point you're 62 years of age!! Yeah and,jealous are you she said laughing!! No I'm glad your enjoying yourself but be careful mum! I know she said thanks for your concern,so what do you think I should to him about his friend joining us!! You what I said almost choking on my biscuit! Yeah he's on about dp or something, mum you do know what that is don't you? Not really she replied,it's two men at the same time! Oh is it now,I told you he was kinky in the sheets didn't I!! I was speechless as she started putting her coat on,ill see you next week dear and don't go worrying about me! As I closed the door I started thinking about the conversation next week,her telling me about being fucked by two guys!! Shes having way more sex than me .....
Retards have to get off on the experiences of others while using their hands because they're still living at home and afraid of sex with somebody else.
In the meantime I'm happy for your mom, it's good to see she's decided to live life to the fullest.
Young cock works better with older women.
A lot of fiction here, strange story!
Tell your husband. Maybe he will want to have another guy join the two of you in bed and you can try dp.